Kookies Chords

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[Verse 1]
It's hor[G]rible
One little evening alone, home
End up with carpal tunnel syndrome
[Ab]And here I am,
known [G]for giving heavy back aches
Grown and living off of Little
Debbie snack cakes
Supposed to be checking e-mails
All [Em]All I got is m[E]essages [G]from ass
naked fe[Ab]males[Abm]
[G]I don't know a Jenny,

[Verse 2]
[Ab]
she said it's [G]free and I won't owe her a penny
And that's the last time I saw her
But [Eb]thousands of more horrors
on online [Ab]Gomorrah
And [G]Sodom
They got 'em with they curls [Ab]out
And they got [G]a better sales pitch
than the Girl Scouts
I wonder what I owe her
For [Eb]a whole box of caramel [Ab]coconut Samoa
Uh, [G]ok honey, sweet dreams! Now it's time
to get serious like Peek Freans
A metal hand full, wipe it on the quilt
[Em]Wife wake [E]up and I'm
kill't over [G]spilt milk
Locked [Ab]in, l[G]ooking at your picture
Fully clothed winter and I
right there wit cha
Thinking about the last time
I split your wishbone
A man could only wish you could
do the same 'til he get home
[Ab]Fat chance
At least he get [Eb]snacks
[Ab]That will have to do 'til
a [G]brother get back
[Ab]Until then[G], smack One-Eyed Jack
Jack
[Em]And hope one [E]of his peoples [G]can
hook him with a tri-pack
[Ab]That's [Abm]That's three[G]
different flavors
[Ab]Chocolate, [G]vanilla, and strawberry wafers
[Ab]Acting a[G]ll hard,
'bout to get beat up
[Em]I'll show him what [G]time it is
once I get this sheet [Ab]up
[Abm]Soon as h[G]e fell off the beat down,
[Ab]all I hear is
[G]"Thirteenth cell get the sheet down!"
[Ab]Damn[G] C.O.
What the hell do she know
Be[Em]sides the fact [E]she wanna
get [G]dug out on the d-low
A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen
Out in the mountains and
I stopped drinking again
In the wee hours he's gotten farther
Needing three [E]showers,
[G]being hot [Ab]and bothered
The whiz with [G]her legs bent, pregnant
[Ab]God bless [G]the day she wondered
where her egg went
I need a L, it's hard to drink without it
And could use [E]some cookies [G]but trying
not to think about it
[Ab]Watching "BET" on jazz
for knowledge [G]on file
Every other commercial,
college hoes gone wild
Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch,
[F]like we got [E]for lunch
Chocolate fudge butter [Em]crunch
[E][Em][E][G][Eb]
[C#][Eb]

[Verse 3]
[Ab]
[Abm]He don't mess w[Ab]ith the Ritz Bits,
Wheat [G]Thins, [Ab]Saltines, or [G]Triscuits
Matzos, or Cheez-It[F]s
Catch sugar [E]fits every [G]time that he sees
Chips Ahoy,
double chocol[Ab]ate chunk
Something with the [G]bubble
and the junk in the trunk
[Ab]Even the O[G]reos
No matter what weather
[F]Always kep[Em]t 'em dipped in
[G]milk and stuck [Ab]together
In the [G]game he's shameless,
[Ab]even uses [G]a code name Famous Amos
[Ab]It's cheap[G]er than a short stay at the day's
inn [Em]and good like [G]25 cent oatmeal raisin
[Ab]Give a han[E]d to who i[G]nvented the camera
[Ab]Skip pas[G]t the graham
animals and grandmas
[Ab]Shh, make [G]sure she don't
wake from her dream [E]chill
Or get [Em]caught with [G]a handful
of cream [Ab]fill
"Oh, hon[G]ey! What

[Verse 4]
[Ab]are you do
[G]ing? That's so nasty!"
It might seem ill
"Ew! Go wash your [F]hands!"[Em][G]
[Ab]Cookies

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