Leaving Jesusland Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]We call the [F]heartland not very[G] smartland, IQ's are
[E]very low but threat levels are [Am]high
They got [F]mandate, they don't want man- dates,
[G]they got so man[E]y hates and people to despis[Am]e

[Verse 2]
In the dust [F]bowl, cerebral black hole,
[G]the average wei[E]ght is well over 200pou[Am]nds
I hate [F]to generalize, but have you seen the thighs,
[G]most haven't see[E]n their genitalia in a whi[Am]le

[Verse 3]
[F]Maybe that's why they're
so pissed at us
They're all jealous we're
having better [Am]sex
Queers, [C]transgends, and

[Verse 4]
[F]lesbians,
[G]veg[F]ans and vegeta[C]rians[E]
All you brownish red and [Am]yellow ones
[F]come out and join us on the [C]coast

[Verse 5]
[Am]No longer svel[F]te, they got to punch new
[G]holes in [E]the Bib[Am]le belt
They've blown out [F]the fire under the melting pot,
the [G]red blood of [E]America is starting [Am]to clot
No [F]compromise, no sight through others' eyes,
[G]they're just fli[E]es spreading pieces of [Am]shit
You gotta emigrate, stop [F]living in hate,
what [G]makes this country [E]great is dwelling on either [Am]side

[Verse 6]
[F]They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and

[Verse 7]
canned in the fatherland
[Am]We want peop[C]le with college [F]degrees,
[G]drug use exper[F]ience and[C] STD's
People [E]with open- minded [Am]philosophies,
[F]come hug California [C]trees[Am]
Cul[C]tural revolu[F]tion now,
[G]neo- conser[F]vatives run out[C]ta town
[E]We're gonna burn
Orange [Am]County down,
And [F]then we're off to River[C]side, [F]Bakersfield and Fresno [C]too,
[F]then we're comin' after [Am]you

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 8]
[Am]The fear stricken, b[F]orn again Christian,
[G]they got a v[E]ision a homogenize[Am]d state
Texas [F]textbooks, Bibles,
and prayer books,
[G]They want the[E]m memorized,
but don't want you [Am]to think

[Verse 9]
[F]They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned
in [Am]the fatherland
Punk [C]Rockers and

[Verse 10]
[F]emo kids,
[G]people doi[F]n' things the chu[C]rch for[E]bids
Buddhists, agnostics,
and [Am]atheists we're [F]moving out [C]of [Am]jesusland
Art [C]students and [F]thespians,
[G](ex[F]cluding country) all the musici[C]ans
We [E]want all hookers and [Am]comedians,
[F]ni hilists are welcome [C]too
[Am]No longer

[Verse 11]
[Am]svelte,
[F]they gotta punch hol[G]es in the[E] Bible bel[Am]t