Hợp âm Let's Have Sex

Lời & hợp âm

[Intro 1]
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[Bb][Am]
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[Verse 1]
[Am]I will slow and
[A5]heel [Am]and hem and h[A5]aw[Am]
I will eat a monkey paw
[A5]When you c[Am]all me up[A5] and command me to come over
to your house [Am]for sex and tea [Bb]bis cuits,
I shall [Am]clandestinely drop my cumberbund
down the dumb waiter's [Bb]chute.
Lutes [Am]will serenade us like liquid lemonade,
you will glisten like newborn [Gm]snow,
[A5]and I will listen [Am]like a c[Gm]lairvoyant
[Am]nipple platform.
It will be sex like nobody has [Gm]ever [Bbdim]had it before in
[Am]the history [Gm]of p[Am]ostmoder[Gm]n lovema[Bb]king.
[A5]It w[Am]ill be sex, even i[D]f it isn't.
It will be sex, even if only [Am]in theory.
Even if it's only panto[A5]mime.[Am]
[D]Even if it's just a memory.
Or a dream.
[Am]Or a symphonic approximation.
After a summer of autonomous sodomy,
our
Nation[Bb]al
Geographic special [Am]is about pretty animals
that use other little animals as food
by eating them on television.
But we shouldn't even watch television,
we should just have sex.
Epic -making, earth -shaking, teeth -chattering,
dish -clattering, dish -frying,
eye -popping, never -stopping,
bunny -hopping, toe -tapping,
Joseph
Pat[A5]ton sex.
[Am]Shakespeare in t[E]he p[Esus4]ark kind of sex.[D]
T [Em]-train rides,[A5]
[Am]Pony
Island vacation kind [G5]of se[Am]x.
Clandestine in the air[Em]plane lav
[D]atory kind [Am]of sex.
[E]Olympic [Am]marathon sex.
All the different ways that
we feel like having sex.
We should, until we grow old,
and bored, and disillusioned
Then let us rekindle our feelings,
forget our despair and our celibate nonsense
And do it like bunny rats,
till the cows come home to roost
So call me sometime, and let's have sex