Letter To My Penis Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][G][Bm][G][A][F#m][D][Em][A][F#m][G][A][F#]
[G][A][D][A]

[Verse 1]
[G]Dear [A]Pen[D] is[A],[F#m][Em][F#m][D]
I [G]don't think [D]I like you

[Verse 2]
anymore,
[Bm]You[A][G]

[Verse 3]
[D]used to wat[G]ch me [A]shave,
[D]Now all you [A]do is stare[D]

[Verse 4]
[A]at the [D]floor.
Oh dear [G]Penis,
I don't like [A]you [D]anymore.
[G]It used to [A]be you and me,[D]
[A]A paper [D]towel, and a dirty magazine,

[Verse 5]
[G]That's all we nee[A]ded to get[D] by.
[G]Now it seem

[Verse 6]
[Em]s th[A]ings
[D]have changed,
[A]I think

[Verse 7]
[F#m]that your [A]the one[D] to blame.
Dear Pen[G]is,
I don't like you [A]any

[Verse 8]
[D]more.
[Em]Now[A]

[Verse 9]
he sings,
[Bm][Em][A][Bb][Cm][Fm]

[Verse 10]
[Bb]Dear Rod[Ab]ney,[Eb]
I [D]don't think I [Eb]like [D]you [Bb]any m[Eb]ore,
[Bbm]'Cause

[Verse 11]
[Eb]when[Ab]
you [Cm]get to drink[Bb]in'
You put me [Eb]places [Gm]I've[Eb] never b[Cm]een

[Verse 12]
[Eb]
[Ab]be fore.
[Eb]Dear Rodney,[Ab]
I don't [Bb]like you [Eb]anymore.[G]
[Ab]

[Verse 13]
Why can't we just [Bb]get a grip,
On our man [Gm]to hand [Bb]re la[Eb]tionship.
[Ab]Come to terms with[Bb] truly

[Verse 14]
how [Eb]we feel.
[Ab]If we put our

[Verse 15]
[Bb]heads [Eb]together,
[Gm]We'd just [Eb]stay

[Verse 16]
[Gm]home [Cm]forever.
Dear [Ab]Penis,
I think I [Bb]like you after [Eb]all.

[Verse 17]
[D][Db]
[C]Oh and [Ab]Rodney,[Eb]

[Outro 1]
[Db]
[C]
While yer [Fm]shav[Eb]in',[Ab][Eb]
[Bb]Shave my balls[F].[Ab]
[Eb][F][Bbsus4][Bb][Eb]