Mad Cowboy Disease Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Oh yea[Gm]h, her[G]e we go man

[Verse 2]
[G]
This little lady down in Texas,
tight tank top and a [Gm]tan
Rockin' three religion bridges,
[G]drinkin' beer in a [Gm]can
She was [C]too hot to two- step,
I was too dumb just to leave her [G]alone[Gm][G]
But I [Dm]made up my mind and [D]I
[C]felt a fever comin' [G]on
Kinda gettin' hotter

[Verse 3]
Yeah, [C]my knuckles turned white,
my neck turned red
My [Gm]one good [G]eye rode straight
back in my head
Makes a [C]Texas tornado
seem like a cool breeze
I can [Eb]feel it comin' over [D]me mad
cowboy dis[G]ease, oh yeah
Well, [Gm]I was

[Verse 4]
one line away
[G]from scoring a win
[Gm]But I was two shots shy [G]of three
sheets to the wind
Must've [C]drank a hundred dollars
Sittin' there just tryin' to
work up [G]the nerve[Gm]
Well [G]one more [Dm]here for my jitters then I'll
[C]stagger reaching over [G]to her

[Verse 5]
[G]I really couldn't walk [D]that good
[Bb]Oh, ex[A]cuse m[Ab]e there kinda
drippin' all over [G]myself
Oh, [Bb]Lordy, [Am]oh bo[A]y,
[C]here we go aga[D]in

[Verse 6]
Talking [Gm]like [G]Mel Tillis I said
what's your name
[Gm]She said you ain't no [G]player boy and I
ain't [Gm]no good for the ga[G]me
[C]You're kind of cute but when you're
feelin' better give me [G]a call[Gm]
And [G]with her [Dm]black eye lin[D]er she wrote her
[C]number on my tremblin' palm
[G]

[Verse 7]
[C]
Yeah, my knees started shakin',
I was breakin' out a sweat
Tryin' to mem[Gm]orize her num[G]ber
'cause my hand was gettin' wet
I was [C]showing the symptoms
looking for a remedy
I can [Eb]feel it coming over [D]me,
mad [Dm]cowboy dis[G]ease

[Verse 8]
[G]Oh, I got the mad cowboy disease,
[Gm]litt[G]le hoof in the mouth
Makes your tongue hand out all
the way to the [C]floor[G]
Down on my hands and knees,
beggin' like a hungry dog
What do you mean [C]get off my knees?

[Verse 9]
[G]
[C]I kinda like it [G]down here,
[G]does anybody got a leash?
I'm startin' to get a little rabid,
you know what I mean?
[G]