Mad Professor Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Bbm]Shit! [F]He'[Dm]s[Bbm]
[F]here![Dm][Am][Bbm]
[F]Hi. [Dm]How you doing?
Is this the right place for
[Bbm]that furniture?
Yeah, [F]sure is. Come on in.
[Dm]Pretty nice place here.
The cupboards are fucking nice [Bbm]touch.
[F]So that's the [Am]couch, eh?
Yeah, we got some...
[C]Let's take a [Bb]look at that upholstery
[F]right there.
pretty [Am]fucking nice, eh?
Hey, are you alright?
[F]She's rea[Em]l upholstery.
[F]I ain't seen nothing like that
since, [Am]uh, shit back in [Em]-
[Am]Motherfucker!
[Bb5]You want my fu[Bbm]cking co[F]uch?!
You [Em]motherfucker![E]
I [Bbm]need y[Bb]our motherfucki[F]ng b[E]rain!
You can't [Em]have my [Bbm]couch!
What [F]the fuck [Em]you think[E]ing?!
Then come here,
[Em]you big [Bbm]fat motherfucker!
[F]Get a table!
[Em]I wa[E]s ne[Em]ver [Bbm]popular,
[F]this side of me
Fuck school, school never liked me
Cool!
[Bbm]All the kids would always beat m[F]e
until I'm half [Dm]dead
Make fun of the [F]size of my forehead
[Bb]But that shit never [F]bothered me
See, [Dm]mama and mama,
they [F]own a lot of property
[Bb]They had a science lab [F]in the basement
And that's where my [Dm]free time,
well, [C]my time was spent
[Bbm]I made a mouse with a chic[F]ken head
It clucked [Dm]three times, cluck, cluck, [F]cluck
And then it was dead
[Bbm]I made a lot of things thou[F]gh
Like a frog with a [Dm]tur key neck
It was the shit
[F]But[Bb] I'm still lone[F]ly, I need a homie
So [Dm]I collected limbs
and made me a [F]zombie
[Bb]I could've made a gurney fri[F]end
But fuck that, I got my [Dm]gurney right here
[F]Yea[Bbm]h I ne[Bb]ed the di[F]rection,
[Em]You can call me [E]Matt Pro[Em]fessor[Bb]
[Bbm]Silence[F]
I [C]will [Em]make a friend for [Am]me
[Bb]I need the[F] direction,
[Em]You can call me Matt Professor
[Bb][Bbm][F][Em]
[E]So this [Am]is l[Bb]ike,[Bbm][C][Am]
where you live?
That's right.
[C]Why, you don[F]'t like I mean...
[Am]Oh my god, it's dirty!
Do [F]you like...
Shut up, bitch!
Give me a three -dollar bill!
I [Bb]used so many body [F]parts, it was crazy
I [Dm]killed a whole bunch of motherfuck[C]ers,
like what? [F]80?
[Bb]They all [Bbm]chipped in on
[F]my special friend
Everything [Dm]helps, even if you got a [D]finger
[F]I h[Bbm]ear the other[Bb] children
play[F]in' outside
Keep it [Dm]down you little bitches,
I'll [F]skin your fuckin' eyes
[Bb]Stressful, this [F]party's wack
Some[Dm]how I gotta attach this nuts[F]ack
[Bb]Shit, fuck, I'm [F]soarin' off an elbow
Look[Dm]in' at the mirror,
I'm like [F]Quasar and Diplo
[Bb]Or better yet,
look [F]out the fuckin' window
[Dm]I see the storm's comin' ove[F]r,
it's time [Bb]to roll
[Bbm]Screw the [Bb]head on, [F]come on
[Dm]It's a thuggish, ruggish bone
[F]Okay, it'[Bb]s time, make the switch,
[F]turn it up, I heard FU [Dm]SHIT![F]
[Bbm]Didn't work. I need
[F]a direction huh?
[Em]You can [E]call me mad [Bb]professor!
[Bbm]Silence.
[F]I wil[Em]l make a fri[E]end for me![Am][Bb]
I need [F]a direction huh?
You [Em]can [E]call me mad
profess[Em]or![Bb]
[Bbm]Silence.
[F]We [Em]will rul[E]e ete[Am]rnity!
[Bbm]Plenty of creature.
[F]But whi[Eb]ch one of us is the horror
that [Bbm]scares little chil[F]dren?
[Eb]Is it me, or is it the m[Bbm]an that made m[F]e?
[Eb]Where is e[Ebm]vil is inclined
to cre[Bbm]ate the awful th[F]ings in
life [Eb]waiting to kill [Bbm]you?
[E]Hey, you [Am]call for a residential?
Sure [Em]did,
[F]come on in. the truck with it [Am]out side,
I'm [E]just gonna go ahead and ride it.
[Am]I ain't mo[Em]thafucka,
you just, what,
you just hit [F]me with a frying [Bbm]pan
or something?
What the fuck[Am]a?
Are you crazy, mothafucka?
[E]Ah, this shit [Em]hurts!
[Bbm]I'm gonna fuck you up!
[C]Get me out!
Ah, [Am]you fuckin'
Get [E]back here!
Ah, [Am]you gotta get -
It [Bb]was n't always [Bbm]easy, [F]let me tell you
But [Dm]fuck that, cause I ain't no failure
[Bb]I put the shit with the br[F]ains
and the shit with that
Wait [Dm]a minute! Do [F]you hear that?
[Bb]It's alive, I [F]just gotta wake it up
[Dm]Hand me that rock[Am]y rock
Pour it in the cup, [Bb]give it to his ass
Wait, [F]hold up, pause
[Dm]I ain't cleanin' his drawers,
man, fuck that
[Bbm]Get it ba[Bb]ck, get it ready, it's almost time
[Am]Paint his ugly face up, almost like mine
[C]I see him twitchin', I'm on a roll
He [Bm]can help each other out,
well, bet the catapult
[Bbm]Turn the herbs all the way up for t[Bb]his shit
[Am]An d just wait for the light
to focus a hint
[C]Did it work?
You make the call
Shaggy?
What up, [F]y '[Bb]all?[F][E][Bbm][F][Em][E]
[Am]You [Bbm]can call m[F]e mad [Em]professor,
[Bb][Bbm][F]
[Em]will [E]rule eternity
[Am]You [Bbm]can ca[F]ll m[Em]e[Am]
[Em]mad prof[Am]esso[Bbm]r, we[F]
[Am]We will rule eternit[Em]y[Am][Bbm]
[F]You can[E] cal[Bb]l me mad[Am]
[Bbm]professor[F][E]
[Em]You [Bbm]can call me[F][Em][E]
mad [Bb]professor[Bbm][F]
[Em]We w[E]ill rule eternity
[Am]You [Bb]can call me mad p[F]rofessor
[Em]You [E]can call me mad professor
[Bb]You can me m[Bbm]ad
[Bb]You
[E]We will rule eternity!
[Am]

[Outro 1]
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