Magdalena Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[A]Hey!
[D]Ha!
Oh!

[Verse 2]
[D]There [A]was [D]a man[Em][D][Em]
[D]A l[Em]ittle[D] o[A]le m[D]an
Who lived in Montreal
[A]With a wife and a kid[C]
And a car and a house
And a teenage daughter
With a see- thru blouse
Who loved to grunt and [Gm]ball[G][Em]
And her name was [A]Magdalena
[D]

[Verse 3]
[C]
[G]Magdalena[C]
The little ole [Gm]man[G][Em][A]
[D]Came home one night
To his house in Montreal.
[C]He caught his daughter
In the blouse by the light
And he said to himself:
"She looks all right!"
And he reached for a tit
And grabbed it tight
And threw her up
Against [Gm]the wall[Em]
(Blue cross!)
[A]Magdalena

[Verse 4]
[A]My daughter dear,
[G]do not be concerned
[A]When your Canadian [G]daddy comes near.
[A]My daughter [G]dear, do not be concerned
[A]When your Canadian [G]daddy comes near.
[A]I work so hard,
[G]don't you understand
[A]Making maple syrup for the
[G]pancakes of our [Em]land.
Do you have any [A]idea?[Em][A]
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to [Em]a man?
Do you have any [A]idea?[Em][A]
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to [D]a man?

[Verse 5]
The little ole man [D]With
[C]the[G] grubby lit[C]tle hand
[G]Who [C]lived in[Gm][Em][A]
[D]Montreal
Was [C]drooling a bit
As he reached for her tit
And he said to himself:
"This is gonna be it!"
But the girl turned around
And said: "Go eat shit!"
And ran on down the [Gm]hall.[Em]
Right on, Magdalena!
[A]

[Verse 6]
My daughter dear,
[G]do not be concerned
[A]When your Canadian [G]daddy comes near.
[A]My daughter [G]dear, do not be concerned
[A]When your Canadian [G]daddy comes near.
[A]I work so hard,
[G]don't you understand
[A]Making maple syrup for the
[G]pancakes of our [Em]land.
Do you have any [A]idea?
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?
[Em]Do you have any id[A]ea?[Em][A]
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a [F]man?[A][F][C]
[A][C][Em][C][Em][A]
(Tell 'em!)

[Verse 7]
[A]Magdalena, [G]don[C]'t[G][A]
you tease me like this
Right in the [Em]hall [G]wa[Em]y
[A]with your blouse and your tits
[G]If [Em]your [G]mo[Em]mmy
[A]ever finds us like this
She'll call a [G]law[Em] yer [G],[Em]
[A]oh how mom will be pissed

[Verse 8]
[A]DOODLE- [Em]OODLE- OODLE DOOT-
DOO DEE- OOH
DOODLE- [Bm]OODLE- OODLE DOOT-
DOO [A]DEE- OOH
[Bm]DOODLE- OODLE- OODLE DOOT-
DOO DEE- OOH
DOODLE- OODLE- OODLE DOOT-
DOO DEE- OOH- [A]WAH...
[F#m]Magdalena,

[Verse 9]
Magdalena,
Magdalena, [A]Magdalena,
Daughter of the smog- filled
winds [Bm]of Los Angeles,
I'd like to take you in the [Em]closet and take off [G]your
little clothes until you are virtually stark raving nude,
[A]Spread mayonaise
And kaopectate all over your body and take you
down to Hollywood Boulevard and we can,
We can walk down the [Bm]streets by the stars that say [G]Jon
Provost and Leo [Em]G. Carroll together[Bm], baby.
We can go dancing up
at the Cinegrill
Can't you see it: [A]Frank
Pernell and us, until dark,
Don't you understand, my baby?
I didn't mean, I didn't need, I mean,
it was [Bm]so hard for me, I just...
I saw you standing under the
Shell pest strip late last [A]night,
In the light,
With [A]your little [G]nipples [A]protruding through your little
see- thru [D]thingie, and [A]I just said, "My god,
My god, I gave my sperm to this
thing!" [Em]And now I just,
Oh, you got me so [Bm]hard, I just,
I don't know what to do, Magdalena,
[Em]don't you understand? So I grabbed you, but,
But don't hold it against me, I mean,
[A]Your mom will never know,
baby, and I wantcha to come back to me,
I mean, do you understand
me? I want you to...
I'm down on my knees to ya, Magdalena!
I wantcha ta walk back to me, baby,
I [Bm]wantcha to turn [B]around by the
Sparkletts machine.
That's it! [Bm]That's it! In the little chartreuse hallway
with the [A]little neon [Bm]Jesus picture on the wall,
And I want you to step, baby,
[Bm]I want you to walk [A]back in your five inch spike
heels that you got at Frederick's,
Same time you and your mommy got that
crotchless underwear last year for Christmas,
And I want you to stroll back to me, baby
[Em]Walk back, baby,
don'tcha understand me, baby?
I want you [A]to walk [Em]back
I'm down on bended knees, baby
I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
[A]I wanna take off your little training bra
Don't you understand me?
I'm gonna take off you little
maroon hot pants
I'm gonna get down on my knees, baby,
dont'cha understand what I'm saying to you?
Your [Bm]mom will never [A]know,
she's play[Bm]ing [A]bridge with the [F#m]girls,
And you [A]and I...
You and I go sucking som'thing, baby,
[Bm]It's just you and I, don'tcha understand?
We can make love all night long,
Nobody will ever [A]know,
Come on, Magdalena!
Please, little girl,
Walk back to your daddy,
What did I do that was so wrong?
My God, I was only following the sexual impulse like I heard on
the Johnny Carson Show from a book or something I wrote,
I didn't know what I was do[Bm]ing
I got [A]carried away
What can I say like, like...
Walk back, baby,
Come on,
Oh, please, you gotta walk back,
baby, walk back,
Walk back to your daddy!
Come on, Magdalena, to your daddy,
baby, you gotta walk back, baby, walk back,
Walk back, baby, walk back,
Your mom will never know,
Your mom will never know,
Walk back, baby, walk back,
Walk back, baby, [A]walk back,
Magdalena, come back,
Come back to you daddy,
Walk back, baby,
Walk back, baby,
Walk,
Walk,
[A]Walk,
Walk,
WALK!
Walk to your daddy,
Come [A]on down, stroll it around of me,
I'm down on my knees, don't
you understand?
Your mom will never know,
I told you so...
[A](I love [C]you, [A]Magdalena!)
You know what...
I said...