Mature Adults Chords

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[Verse 1]
I [G]didn't [D]ask my friend to ask your friend to
[C]ask [D]if maybe you'd go [G]out with me
And I [D]didn't call and hang
up twenty times
and realize I'd be on your [G]caller ID
And I [A]didn't spend four hours
getting dressed for our first date
And I [C]did not kiss my hair
cause it would not cooperate
Or re[D]hearse what I was
gonna say to you
That's not something a
[C]mature [D]doll would [G]do
And I [C]didn't get excited
[D]when your han[G]d brushed mine
And I [C]wasn't sweating bul[D]lets
hoping [Em]you'd kiss me goodnight
And I [C]didn't slap my fore[D]head
over [G]all the stupid things I said to [A]you
That's not [D]something a
mature adult would [G]do
Well it's a [D]good thing that you
[A]dumped me [G]when you did
[D]Cause [Em]I was thinking tha[C]t
I'd [G]had [C]enough[D]
[G]And I [D]didn't draw a mustache
and a goatee [Em]on your picture
Be[D]fore I [G]tore it up
It ain't my [A]fault that you've been getting
all those twisted late night calls
Why [C]would I want to write your number
on the bathroom wall?
That's a [D]childish accusation
And I'm surprised at you
That's not something a ma
[C]ture [D]adult would [G]do
And I [C]know it wasn't you
[D]who let the air[G] out of my tires
And I [C]didn't blow your mail[D]box up
and set [Em]all your bells on fire
And I [C]know you couldn't be [D]the one
that [G]filled up all my locks
with super[A]glue
That's not [D]something a mature
adult would [G]do[D][G]
And [C]how did all that toi[D]let paper
[G]wind up in my trees?
I don't [C]know who left those [D]skid marks
in your yard,
[Em]but it wasn't me
Cause [C]I'm not one to [D]hold a grudge,
now [G]tell me why should I be mad,
are [A]you?
That's not [D]something a
mature adult would [G]do
Yeah, [C]I know it wasn't you
[D]who let the air[G] out of my tires
And [C]I never blew your mail[D]box up
and set [Em]all your bills on fire
And I [C]know you couldn't be [D]the one
that [G]filled up all my locks
with super[A]glue
Well, that's not [D]something
immature a dog would [G]do
And [D]getting back together
after all that we've been through
Well, that's not something
a [C]mature a [D]dog would [G]do
So, uh, what are you doing Saturday night?