Morticiachair Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Dm]Now,[D][C][Dm][G][Em][Am][C]
[B]let's talk about the time
[Am]I had this morticiachair in
[Em]my apartment[Am][G]
[Dm]Right there in front of [G]the living room
[Dm]As an open[D] invitation [Em]to strangers
(A cold [Dm]ma chine might s[Em]how)

[Verse 2]
Smiling like a face Waiting [Em]for a telephone
call
[Dm]of a beloved felin[F]e[C][Dm]
She is in a state and it's [Eb5]California[Dm]
[Am]She's been there for quite a while[D5]
I've got [C]no presents

[Verse 3]
[Am]
[Em]I've got no pr[E5]esen[F]ts[Dm]

[Verse 4]
[Eb]Drop the phone, [E5]take the plane
And [Eb]come [Ebm]back h[Db5]ome again
[Eb5]Drop the p[Ebm]hone, t[E5]ake the plane
And [Cb]come back [Db5]home again

[Verse 5]
[Eb5]Drop the p[Eb]hone, t[E5]ake the plane
And [Ebm]come back h[Eb5]ome
[Db5]again[D5][D][D5][Eb5]
[Eb]Drop the phone, [E5]take the plane
[Ebm]And come back [Eb5]home a[Db5]gain[Eb5]
[Eb][E5][Ebm][Eb5][Db5]
[Eb5]Drop the p[Eb]hone, t[E5]ake the plane
And [Eb5]come b[Ebm]ack ho[Db5]me aga[Eb5]in
[Eb][E5]

[Verse 6]
[Ebm][Eb5][Db5]
[Cb]She knows where she [D5]rolls
[Cb]When she goes for the [D5]doorknob[B][D5]
[B]She knows where she rolls
When she goes for the [D5]doorknob[B]

[Interlude 1]
[D5][B][D5]
[E5][Em][F][Em][Bb][Em][E5][Bb][E5]
[F][E5]
By [Bb]the time of my second car

[Verse 7]
[Fm]crash
[Bb]I got [G5]totally [Em]wired[Am][G]
[Em]Like in the days I cut my
[D5]self up [Em]with a razor-blade
[D5]Oh O[G5]h nos[D#]talgi[E5]a,[Em]
[G]los[Em]t myself in so many ways
[Am]I didn't know [Em]what to th[D#5]ink of h[D5]im[Em]
[E5]Ah, mayb[Gm]e I thin[F]k too much,

[Verse 8]
[Em]
I don't think [G5]so
[D#]Fell madly[Em] in love with a couple
of beau[D5]tiful [Em]ears
[G5]It's only a variation
[D#]Had [Em]long and boring
conversations about nothing
[G5]Talk[Em]ed so much,
I bored myself [G]to death[D#]
[Em]And the more I talk,
the [D5]more [Em]I turn into a veget[G5]able[D#][E5]
[Em]God, I'm such

[Verse 9]
[G]a f[Em]ool

[Verse 10]
[B]She knows where she [D5]rolls
[B]When she goes for the [Dm]doorknob[D5]
[B]She [D5]know[B]s where she rolls[D5]
When she [B]goes for the
[D5]doorknob
[B][D5][B]

[Verse 11]
[D5]
She [B]knows where she [D5]rolls
[B]When she goes for the doorknob
[D5]She [B]know[D5]s wh[B]ere she rolls
When she goes for the doorknob

[Verse 12]
I'll behave, won't you shame me? [B]I'm
into deep, won't you shame me?
I'll behave, [D5]won't you shame me?
I'm into deep, won't you [C5]shame me?
[C]Taste of orange,

[Verse 13]
orange
[C5]Litt[B]le Christ,[C] I'm in her bath-tub[C5],
con[C]sulted[B][D5][B][D5]
[D#m]Consulted[B], consul[D5][B][D5][D#]
[B]ted, consulted[Em][B]

[Verse 14]
consulted
[B]She knows where she rolls
When she goes for the
doorknob
She knows where she rolls
When she [A5]goes for the doorknob

[Verse 15]
[B]She knows where she [D5]rolls
[B]When she goes for the [D5]doorknob
She [B]knows where she [D5]rolls
When she [B]goes for the doorknob

[Verse 16]
I'll behave, won't you shame [B]me?
I'm [D5]into [B]deep, won't you sha[D5]me me?[B]
I'll [D5]be ha[B]ve, wo[D5]n't you shame me[B]?
I'm into deep, won't you [D5]shame [B]me?

[Verse 17]
I'll [B]behave, [D5]won't you [E]shame [B]me?
I'm into deep,
won't you [D5]shame [D#m]me?[B][D5][E]
I'll [B]behave, [D5]won't you shame me?[Em]
[D5]I'm into [E5]deep,
[D5]won'[E5]t you[B] sh[D5]ame me?[E5]
[D5]Information,

[Verse 18]
[E]in [B]form[D5]ation
[E]I'm[D5] bore[E5]d,[D5][E5]
[E]bor[D5]ed[E][D5][Em][E][B][D5][E][D5][E]
[D5][B][D5][B][D5][E]
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