Moving to Florida Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[B5]I'm going back down [G]to Florida.[B5]

[Verse 2]
[B5]And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect
[G]game.[B5][C][D][C]
[B5]I'm

[Verse 3]
gonna cut off my
leg [G]down in [B5]Florida?
[G]And

[Verse 4]
[B5]I'm [D]gonn[B5]a da[C]nce[G] one-legged
off off in the [B5]rain.[D][B5][G][D][C]

[Verse 5]
[G]Well they say tha[B5]t Sidney Poi[G]tier was a
[C]blind man.[B5][G][C][G]
[C]

[Verse 6]
And they [G]say that LBJ was a [D]Soviet [B5]Jew. [C]I said tha[G]t when I go down to Florida way,
[C][B5][D][C]

[Verse 7]
They're ain't no [G]kind of sexual healing that I would not, should not,
or could not do, say this right here!
[D][C][G][D]
[G]

[Verse 8]
Well I'm movin' down
[D]to Florida.[C]
And you know [G]that I'm gonna hafta potty
[D]train [G]the chairman Mao[C].[D][B5][C][D][C]
[G]I'm gonna make

[Verse 9]
the governor write my doodoo a letter,
[D]child. [B5]And t[D]he[B5]n I'm[D] go[B5]nna [D]grind me up a Wh[G]ite Castle slider out of a India sacred cow.[C][D][B5]
[C]Well, I'm going

[Verse 10]
down to Florida,
[D]child
[B5][G]

[Verse 11]
[D][C]
[D]And I'm [C]gon[D]na build me
[C]the atom[D]ic [B5]bomb.[D]

[Verse 12]
[C]I'm gon[D]na hold time hostage down in Florida,
child.
[B5][C]

[Verse 13]
[D]
Ain't nobody, ain't nobody,
gonna tell me what to do.
Stepchild!
[E][D][G][D][C#5][D]

[Verse 14]
By this time I guess you've figured
out about Florida.
[C]

[Verse 15]
[D]Turn the muddy water in the Vaseline
[G]stained.[B5][D][B5][C]

[Verse 16]
[D]They be makin' tadpoles the size of
Mercurys in Florida.
[B5][D]

[Verse 17]
That be tellin' Julio Iglesias what to sing,
now.

[Verse 18]
[D]Now, [B5]whoev[C]er[D] said that Sidney
[G]Poitier was a blind [C]man[D]?

[Verse 19]
Knew the same of Elvis [B5]Presley, too.

[Verse 20]
[D]'cause all the saugages that dance like Ray Bolger on the hood of a car in the traffic jam,
[Bm][B5][D][C]

[Verse 21]
No, [D]just gettin set, couldn't...what to do,
[G]right here!

[Interlude 1]
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[G][D]
[Bb]Well I be

[Verse 22]
[C]goin' [D]th' mornin'
Pole cats settin' up a [C]Seminole in [D]sin.

[Verse 23]
even though I'm [D]in Florida
Just like Vince, [G]I w[D]anna' win.
Well I'm in Florida.

[Verse 24]
I got [G]hurt.[D][C]
[D]So I took all the children
down in Florida.
[D]I stuck the dick down in the dirt.
Well I'm never going [Eb]back to Florida

[Verse 25]
[D]That's why I'm[D] leaving today
[G]When[D]

[Verse 26]
I settle down in Florida
[D]I'm gonna explode the

[Verse 27]
[D]
whole damn Tampa [D]Bay
Get that boy in Florida.
[C]And teach him

[Verse 28]
[D]what to do.