Mrs. Potato Head Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am](Ooh[G], ha, ah-ah)
[F](Oo[C]h, ha, ah-ah)

[Verse 1]
If you weren't [Am]born with it
You can buy a couple [G]ornaments
Just be sure to read the [F]warning, kids
'Cause pretty soon you'll be [C]bored of it,
ha [G]ha
[Am]Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel [G]sexual
You can always call up a pro[F]fessional
They stick pins in you like a [C]vegetable,
ha [G]ha

[Pre-chorus 1]
[Am]Kids forever, kids forever
[G]Baby soft skin turns into leather
[F]Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic

[Chorus 1]
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Am]Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
[G]Is it true that pain is beauty?
[F]Does a new face come with a warranty?
[C]Will a pretty face make it bet[G]ter?
[Am]Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
[G]How did you afford her surgery?
[F]Do you swear you'll stay forever
[C]Even if her face don't stay to[G]gether
[Am](Ooh)
[G]Even if her face don't stay together
[F](Oo[C]h, ha, ah-ah)

[Verse 2]
If you want a little more [Am]confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries,
yeah it's [G]common sense
All you need's a couple more [F]condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars
for some [C]compliments, ha [G]ha
It's [Am]such a waste
When little girls grow into their [G]mother's face
But little girls are learning
how to [F]cut and paste
And pucker up their lips
until they [C]suffocate, ha ha

[Pre-chorus 2]
[Am]Kids forever, kids forever
[G]Baby soft skin turns into leather
[F]Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic

[Chorus 2]
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Am]Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
[G]Is it true that pain is beauty?
[F]Does a new face come with a warranty?
[C]Will a pretty face make it bet[G]ter?
[Am]Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
[G]How did you afford her surgery?
[F]Do you swear you'll stay forever
[C]Even if her face don't stay to[G]gether
[Am]Stay forever, stay forever
[G]Even if her face don't stay together
[F]Stay forever, stay forever
[C]Even if her face don't stay together
[Am](Ooh[G], ha, ah-ah)
[F](Oo[C]h, ha, ah-ah)

[Chorus 3]
[Am]Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
[G]Is it true that pain is beauty?
[F]Does a new face come with a warranty?
[C]Will a pretty face make it better?
[Am]Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
[G]How did you afford her surgery?
[F]Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am]Stay forever, stay forever
[G]Even if her face don't stay together
[F]Stay forever, stay forever
[C]Even if her face don't stay to[G]gether
[Am]Stay forever, stay forever
[G]Even if her face don't stay together
[F]Stay forever, stay forever
[C]Even if her face don't stay to[G]gether
[Am](Ooh[G], ha, ah-ah)
[F](Oo[C]h, ha, ah-ah)