My Goody Two-Shoes Brother Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]I bear lot[C]s of animosity to bell hops,
They [F]never bring my [A]luggage up on [Dm]time.
And [G]taxi drivers really tax my pa[C]tience,
[A]If they van[D]ished,
would it really be a [G]crime?[D]
[G]I don't like m[C]eter m[Am]aids or

[Verse 2]
[G]
under[B]water [C]welders,
[F]Health fanatic [A]cooks, or camera [Dm]crews![A]
[Dm]Not [D]fond of [G]monks or yoga teachers,
or [C]sports fans in the [A]bleachers,
And I'm [D]not sure how
I'm feeling [A]about [G]you!
[A]There are

[Verse 3]
lots of horrid
[E]people on this [Am]planet,
[G]That I w[D]ould love to give a lashing to,[G]
[D]
[G]But my goo[C]dy two- shoes brother,
The [F]fa vorite of my [F#dim]mother,
Is the [Dm]one I want to [G]smother
In a [F]ton of pigeon [C]goo![G]
[Am]Yes, [G]my [C]goody- two shoes

[Verse 4]
[Bb]brother[C],
The [F]fa vorite of my [Am]mother,
He's the [F]one I want to [F#dim]smother,
[D]Thank [C]you sir, I'll have an[A]other!
He's the [Dm]one I want to [G]smother, In a

[Verse 5]
[F]
[Dm]ton of p[G]i[C]
[F]geon [F#dim]goo![G][C]