My guy (Corporate shuffle) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Go- go- go- go- go- go-
go- go- good luck
Your hubby's quite
the little pushover
Does he [D]ask you to push him over
[Bm]in b[Em]ed? (Hahaha)
And did you hear about
that robbery?
He looked so [Dm]fishy [Bb]when I saw
him at the supermarket
[Em]And Martha still won't
[Am]join [Em]the PTA
I mean like, [D]don't [Dm]you even [G]care
about your kid[Bm]s?
[Em]You can't trust the local
[Am]derma[Em]tologist
(Ugh, he really [Dm]overdid her [Bb]fillers)

[Verse 2]
She really oughta see my [Em]guy (I mean it)
My [D]guy [G](I mean [C]it)[Bm], my
guy (I mean it)
My guy
She really [Em]oughta see my
guy [D](I mean it)
My guy [G](I mean [C]it), my guy [Bm](I mean it)
My [Bb]guy
[Em]I-[Am]

[Verse 3]
[Em]
When I was 12 years old
(What is wrong with you?)
Now every[D]body wants to ruin [Am]my life
[Bm](Get the fuck out of here,[Em] get out)
And did you hear about that robbery?
To be [Dm]hon est, I c[Bb]an't believe
y'all didn't see it coming
[Em]I'm not some gulli[Am]ble [Em]ideologue
I hate [D]every[Dm]one[G][Bm]
[Em]equivalently
Samantha says I [Am]need a
[Em]therapist
(Why don't [Dm]you worry about
[Bb]yourself?)

[Verse 4]
Don't get too comfortable
[Em]My guy (I mean
[D]it), my guy (I mean [G]it)
My guy [C](I mean [Bm]it), my [Am]guy
Don't get too comfort[Em]able
My guy (I mean [D]it), my
[G]guy (uh, I mean [Em]it)
My [C]guy (uh, I [Bm]mean [Am]it), my [Bb]guy[Dm]
[Am]Won't

[Verse 5]
you wrap me around,
wrap me [Dm]around?
[Em]Won't [Am]you [Em]wrap m[E]e [Am]around, wrap me
around?
(Won't you wrap me around,
[Em]wrap me around?)
(Won't you wrap [Am]me around,
[Em]wrap [Am]me ar[Bb]ound[Em]?)[Bb][Em]

[Verse 6]
Have I told you 'bout my theory yet?
It proves we [D]might be [Dm]more
[G]alike [B]than you think
[Em]And did you hear about that robbery?
I can't [Dm]imagine [Bb]how his wife and kids
are dealing with [Em]it
My sister tells me that
you'll never learn
I think you're [D]way more
complic[G]ated than [Bm]that
[Em]She likes to call me an
apologist
(But I know exactly [D]what [Dm]I am) (And you'll al
[Bb]ways [Em]be my[Dm])[Em]
Guy (I mean it), my [D]guy [Em](I m[G]ean it)
My [C]guy [Bm](I mean it), my guy
[D]And [Em]you'll always be
My guy (I mean it), my [D]guy [G](I mean it)
My [C]guy [Bm](I mean it), my [Bb]guy
[Em]An d you'll always be
My guy (I mean it), my
[D]guy (oh, I [G]mean it)
[C]My [Bm]guy (oh, I mean it), my guy
[Am]And [Em]you'll always be
My guy (I mean it), my
[D]guy [G](I mean it)
My [C]guy [Bm](I mean it), my guy[Am]
[Bb]

[Outro 1]
[Em]
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