My Own Eyes chords and lyrics - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

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[Verse 1]
[Am]I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba

[Verse 2]
I saw this [Am]fat, psychotic [C]guy[Dm]
His [D]under[Am]wear was made [C]of crickets[D]
He pawned [Am]a skeleton [G]to buy[C][D][Dm]
[D]Some old ex[Am]pired lotto tickets
[D]I saw

[Verse 3]
[Am]a naked vagrant [G]giving
Mouth- to- mouth re[F]suscitation to his [D]cat
I prob[Am]ably could have
gone my [G]whole life
Without seeing [Am]that[G][Am]
[G][Am]

[Verse 4]
With my [B]own eyes
I see [D]things that'd drive a
[Am]nor mal man in[B]sane
Wish I could [D]disconnect my [C]brain
From my [D]own [Am]eye [C]s[D]
[Dm]I saw a mi[Am]me

[Verse 5]
get [G]hacked to [C]death[Dm]
[D]With an ima[Am]ginary[G] cle[C]aver[Dm]
[D]I saw an old[A] man[Am]'s final bre[C]ath[Dm]
[D]I watched him die[Am] from
[C]Bieber Fever[Dm]
I saw [Am]these [G]dia[C]betic chicks[Dm]
In an [Am]aban[G]doned [C]7- E[D]leven[Dm]
[D]I watched them sno[Am]rting
pix[G]ie [C]sticks[Dm]
While they were [Am]belching
Stair[G]way To [C]Heaven[Dm]

[Verse 6]
I saw [Am]two drag queens tryi[G]ng
to see how many crackers
[F]They could shove up each
other's [Dm]nose[D]
[Am]I'd like to erase my mind
[G]completely but I sup[Am]pose
[G]Tha[Am]t's just th[G]e way it g[Am]oes

[Verse 7]
With my own [Am]eyes[B]
I see [D]things that'd drive
a [A]normal man insane
[B]Wish I could dis[D]connect my brain
[A]From my own eye[B]s (my[D] own eyes)
Those visions [A]haunt my [B]memory
Oh, there's so [D]much I wish I [C]could unsee
With my [D]own eyes

[Interlude 1]
[Am]

[Verse 8]
Some [Am]priest got drunk and
[G]stole a circus zebra
And he [F]trained it to massage his [Dm]back
[D]My gui[Am]nea pig committed[G] hara- kiri
So we [F]used him to play hack[Dm]y- sack
[D]My neigh[Am]bor's kids sold
[G]weapons grade plutonium
And [F]frosty ice- cold lemon[Dm]ade[D]
They [Am]took MasterCard and
some[G]times
Human organs in [Am]trade,
[G]tha[Am]t's h[G]ow[Am] we paid[G][Am][G][Am]
I [G]have to [Am]say that i[G]t was [Am]really[G]
[B]darn [G]goo[Em]d lem[G]ona[Am]de

[Verse 9]
With my own [B]eyes
I've seen [D]thing that'd
drive a nor[A]mal [Am]man insane
[B]Wish I could dis[D]connect my brain
[A]From my own eye[B]s
[D](my own eyes)
Those visions [A]haunt my [B]memory
Oh, there's so [D]much I wish I [C]could unsee
With [Am]my own ey[G]es[C]
[Dm]With my own eye [Am]s[G][C]
[Dm]With my own eyes[Am]

[Outro 1]
With my own eyes
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