Natalie’s Rap Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]We're sitting here today[D] with
film star Nat[Em]alie Portman.

[Verse 2]
[Em]Hello
[D]So, [Em]Natalie, [D]what's the day in
life of Natalie Portman like?
Do you really want [Em]to know?
[D]Yes, tell

[Verse 3]
us

[Verse 4]
I don't [D]sleep [Em]motherfucker
Off that yak and Durban
Doing 120 getting head

[Verse 5]
while I'm swerving
[Em]Damn Natalie you a crazy chick

[Verse 6]
Yo [Em]shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like
gushers motherfucker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit
outta Jeff Zucker

[Verse 7]
(What you [Em]want Natalie)

[Verse 8]
[Em]To drink and fight

[Verse 9]
(what you [D]need Natalie)

[Verse 10]
[D]To fuck all night

[Verse 11]
Don't [D]test [Em]when I'm crazy
on that airplane glue
Put [D]my foot [Em]down your throat
'Til you shit in my shoe
Leave you screaming
Pay for my dry cleaning
Fuck your man
It's my name that he's screaming
I'm sorry Natalie, [D]but are

[Verse 12]
we to believe you
[Em]condone driv[D]ing while intoxicated?

[Verse 13]
I never said I [D]was a role model
[Em]What[D]

[Verse 14]
about the kids that look up
[Em]to you? Do you have a message [D]for them?

[Verse 15]
All [D]the kids [Em]looking up to me can
suck my dick
It's Portman mother fucker
Drink till I'm sick
Slit your throat
And poor nitrous down the hole
Watch you [D]laugh and cry
While I laugh you die
And all the [Em]dudes
You know I'm talking to you
(we love you Natalie)
I wanna fuck you too
P is for Portman
P is for pussy!
I'll [D]kill your fucking dog for
fun so don't push me
[Em]Well,[D]

[Verse 16]
[Em]Natalie I'm surprised.
[D]All this from a Harvard graduate.

[Verse 17]
[D]Well [Em]there's a lot [D]you may
not know about [Em]me.

[Verse 18]
[Em]Really? [G]Such [Em]as?
[D]

[Verse 19]
When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
[Em]I cheated every test
And snorted all the yay
I [D]gotta a [Em]def posse
And you gotta buncha dudes
I sit right down [D]on [Em]your face
and take a [D]shit

[Verse 20]
[D]Nat[Em]alie you are a bad ass
bitch (hell yeah!)
And I always pay for your dry cleaning
When [D]my shit gets in
your shoe [G](What!?)
[Em]As for the drug use
Well [D]I c[Em]an vouch for that
My dick is scared of you

[Verse 21]
Girl
[Em]
Okie-[D]doke. [Em]One final question,
[D]If you steal a smooch fro[Em]m
any [D]guy in Hollywood,
[Em]Who would it

[Outro 1]
No more questions
[Em]