Never Trust A Woman Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][G][D]
[A][D][G][A]
[D]

[Verse 1]
If you [D]ain't a man with a lot of guts,
a dog- [G]gone woman [D]will drive you nuts*
You can't trust one to the
corner [A]now a [D]day
[A]You [D]gotta watch your doors or she'll cheat you blind,
[A]a woman ain't got but a one track mind
You'll [D]find out Bud,
it's the man [A]who always [D]pays
She'll feed you a line that will turn your head and
you'll marry her and when you're in bed
She'll go through all
[A]the pockets in your [D]pants
And if you object there'll be a big fight
and chances are it [A]will last all night
I'm telling [D]you man you just
[A]ain't got [D]a chance
[G]Never, never [D]trust a woman
you'll be sorry if you [A]do
[D]Never, never [G]trust [A]a woman she'll just make
a monkey out [D]of [Bm]you[D][A][D]
[A][D]
Though women are handy around the house,
[G]they can't be trusted by man [D]nor mouse
It's a shame the way they drag
[A]a good m[D]an down
It's a well- known fact they talk too much and they dig
[G]up dirt about the neigh[D]bors and such
And Paul Revere [A]the gossip
all [D]around town
You'll blow your top when they get in your hair and
they'll drive [G]you to drink and man I'll [D]swear
You wish [Bm]you never [A]seen
the light of [Bm]day[D]
I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked
when one of them females get you hooked
And so you better think it
[A]over while [D]you may
[G]Never, never [D]trust a woman you'll
be sorry if [A]you do[D]
Never, never [G]trust [D]a woman [A]she'll just make
a monkey out [D]of [G]you[D][A][D][G][D]
[A][D][A]
I'm telling [D]you man it's a dirty shame to
come [G]home late [D]from a poker [A]game
To a little [D]wife that's gonna
give you [A]heck
She's sitting [D]alone with a rolling pin
and will let [G]you have it when you walk in
And [D]when she gets through with [A]you,
you'll [D]be a wreck
If you had a little nip and she smelled your breath
she'll start in nagging you half to death
And Bud you'll have to put
up with [A]that for [Bm]life[D]
Cause the preacher said for better or worse
and un[G]til you ride that [D]big black hoarse
You just naturally [A]got yourself [D]a wife
[G]Never, never trust a [D]woman
you'll be sorry if you [A]do
[D]Never, never trust a [G]woman [A]she'll
just make a monkey out of [D]you[A]
[D]