No Homo Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]Hey man
hey
Dude you're pretty swoll have you
been working out?
Uh yeah, why are you looking?
Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no homo
Ohhh no homo. Cool
When you want to compliment
a friend [F](no homo)
But you [Am]don't want that
friendship to end (no homo)
So tell a [F]dude just how you
feel (no homo)
Say 'no homo' so he knows
the [C]deal [F](no homo)
Hey yo [Am]man you got a fresh
style (no homo)
And you know you got the best
smile (no homo)
Your girl[F]friend is a lucky
lady (no homo)
But your looks would make a
handsome [C]baby (no homo)
I [F]like the [Am]way your shoulders fill
out that shirt (no homo)
It's [F]hard to [Am]pull off but you
make it work (no homo)
Hey yo I [F]kinda like your natural
scent (no homo)
Hey yo I kinda like the musical
[C]Rent (no ho[F]mo)
Man I [Am]cant decide who wore
it best (no homo)
But I'm [F]feeling [Am]Diane
Keaton's vest (no homo)
I ad[F]mit it I'm a
fashionista (no homo)
And I know every line of Mystic
Pizza (no homo)
And yo damn [Am]this rose is something
special (no homo)
Damn we should goof around and
wrestle (no homo)
Lets hit the [F]hot tub and take a
dump (no homo)
We're all friends ain't no room
for trunks [C](no homo)
Yeah [Am]man I'm really feeling buzzed
right now [F](no homo)
Are you [Am]really feeling buzzed
right now? (no homo)
Yo we should [F]watch this gay
porno tape (no homo)
But as a joke because we're
all straight (no homo)
Man you [Am]could wash laundry
on those abs (no homo)
Yo I think [F]girls [Am]look good in
drag (no homo)
Hey yo I've been [F]thinking about
posing nude (no homo)
Hey yo I've been thinking about
fuckin a dude (no homo)
Or we [Am]could 3- way 69 (no homo)
Or [F]human [Am]centipede in
a line (no homo)
Or some [F]docking could be
hella fun (no homo)
Or yeah man I could do this
one (no homo)
Hey yo no homo but I [Am]wanna
dress up like Dorothy
[F]And but[Am]t fuck a dude while
he 69s Morrissey
Yeah no [F]homo but I wish I
lived in Ancient Greece
To gave young socrates the illful release
Hey no [Am]homo but today I'm
coming out the closet
And I [Am]scream it from the mountains
like a gay prophet
Those two [F]words have set me
free (no homo)
Damn it feels good to be (no homo)