Noses Run In My Family Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][Em][D][A][G][A][D]
[C][D][G]

[Verse 1]
[G]Jesus sneezes,
[D]I can't [G]smell -o
Tis[D]sue's out,
I've got something to tell -o
[G]Pinocchio, [D]Eskimo, sniff,
[G]sneeze and snuffle
[D]Wish I had a nose like
Mon[G]sieur Duffo
Noses, they run in my family
[D]Noses, they run in my family
It could be [G]my father who gave it to me
[D]Noses, run in my fam[G]ily
Now dad's nose is running
for president
[D]He's pretty straight but
his nose is bent
Grandpa [G]sniffs snuff,
says it's good for his brain
But [D]my big brother, he sniffs cocaine
[G]Noses, they run in my family
[D]Noses, they run in my family
It could be [G]my [D]mother
who [G]gave it to me
[D]Noses, they run in my fam[G]ily
Let me tell you about my mother
Mother's fever blows
the nose out of place
But [D]don't cut it off to
sneeze on your face
Bul[G]lies pick fights and
grandma picks roses
But [D]my young brother,
he just picks noses
[G]Noses, they run in my [Gm]family
[G]Noses, [D]they run in my family
It could be [G]kid brother
who gave it to me
[D]Noses, run in my [G]family[E][D][B][A]
[G]I'll let me [A]tell you[B] abo[D]ut
[B]my [D]sis[E] te[D]r[G]
My sister's nose is broken,
now it's on a slant
I [D]think she needs a nose transplant
[G]She thinks I'm gay,
spreading rumours that I'm queer
She's [D]scared of all my boyfriends,
keep your big nose out [G]of here
[Gm]So if you got a problem with your nose
[G]You [D]start telling lies and you
find that it grows
[Gm]Or if you're Jewish,
you find [G]the joke getting old
Remem[D]ber my family
and blow [Eb]away [E]the [F]cold
[Bb]Nozuzeron in my family
[F]Nozuzeron in my family
It [Bb]could be [Gm]just [Bb]hereditary
[F]Nozuzeron in my fam[Bb]ily
Help me now!
No, there's a run in my [D]family
It could be you, or it could be me
No, there's a run in [Bb]my fa[D]mi[Bb]ly[F]
It [Bb]could be you, or it could be [Gm]me
[F]No, there's a run in my [Bb]family[Gm][F]
[Bb]That[D]'s my fa[Cm]mily[Bb].[Cm][D]
[Gm]Acho[Bb]o! Gesundheit! Thank you.