Nude Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[G]

[Verse 1]
Cold [G]coolin' at a bar
and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mick Jagger said,
I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around,
but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' [C]deaf,
yo, what's up, what up, hello, [G]see?
The girls was all jock[C]in'
[G]at the other end o[C]f the bar
Hav[G]in' drinks with some
no -name chump
when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over
to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so fly?
He said, funky, cold, [F]medina[C][G]
[C][G]
Mr. Brother told me a secret
on how to get more chicks
Put a little medina in your glass
and the girls will come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion
[C]and she'll be on your lap[G]
So I gave some to my dog
When he began to beggin'
And then he licked his bowl
and he looked at me
And did the [C]wild thing on my [G]leggin'
He used to scratch and bite me
Before he was much, much meaner
But now all the pooters
run to my house
For the funky cold medina
You know what I'm say[C]in'?
[G]I got e[C]very dog in my
[G]neighborhood
Breakin' down my door
[F]I got Spuds McK[C]enzie
[G]Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone
With that medina, [C]fam[G]
I went up to this girl, she said hi,
my name is Sheena,
I thought she'd be good to go
with a little funky cold medina.
She said I'd like a drink,
I said um okay I'll go get it,
and then a couple of
sips she go [C]lick the lips
and I knew that [G]she was with it.
So I took her to my crib,
and everything went well as planned,
but when she got undressed
it was a big ole mess,
Sheena was a man.
So I threw about,
I don't fool around with no
Oscar Mayer wiener
You must be sure that your girl is pure
for the funky gold medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the [F]80's and I'm down
with [Bb]the l[C]adies[G5][G][C]
Break it [G]down[F][G][F]
[C][G][C]
[G]
Back in the saddle,
look up for a little affec[C]tion
[G]I took a shot as a contestant
on the love connection
The audience gets voted,
and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton
for a medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks,
I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting
It said she started talking
about [G]plans for a wedding
I said wait, slow down love,
not so fast or I'll be seeing ya
That's why I found you
don't play around
what the funky call Med[G]ina
you know what I'm saying
that Medina's a monster y
[F]'all

[Outro 1]
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