Ode to My Car Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Here[D] we [C]go[G]
[D][C][D]
[G][D][C][D]
[G]
Piece of shit [D]car
[C]I got a piece of shit car[D][G]
That fuckin' pile [D]of shit
Never [C]gets me very [D]far[G]

[Verse 2]
My [G]car's a big piece [D]of shit
'Cause [C]the shocks are fucking [D]shot
[G]And my seatbelt's fucking bro[D]ken
I got to [C]tie it in a knot
[D](It's a piece of [G]shit)

[Verse 3]
[G]I can't see through the wind[D]shield
'Cause it's [C]got a big fuck[D]ing' crack
[G]And the interior smells r[D]eal bad
'Cause my [C]friend puked in
the [D]back
[G](It's a piece of shit)
[D](Piece of shit

[Verse 4]
car)
Piece of shit [C]car
(He's got a piece of [D]shit car)
It sucks royal [G]dick

[Verse 5]
[G](That fuckin' pile [D]of shit)
[C]100% crap
(Never gets him very [D]far)
Oh fuck you [G]car

[Verse 6]
It's [G]got no CD play[D]er,
it [C]only got the [D]8-track[G]
Whoever designed [D]my car can
[C]lick my sweaty nut sack
[D](They can bite his ass[G] too)
And I got no fuckin' [D]brakes
I'm [C]always way out

[Verse 7]
of control
[D]Ele[G]ven times a day I [D]hear "Hey,[C]
[D]watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)
(Piece of [C]shit [G]car) I got

[Verse 8]
[G]
piece of shit car
[D](He got a piece of [C]shit [D]car)
Diesel gas [G]sucks my ass

[Verse 9]
[G](That fuckin' pile of [D]shit)
That pile of [C]metal shit
(Never gets him [D]very far)

[Verse 10]
Oh what the [C]fuck did I do
What the [D]fuck did I do
What the [C]fuck did I do
To [D]get stuck with you
You're too [C]wide for drive-through

[Verse 11]
[C]
And And you [D]smell like the shoe
But [Em]I'm too broke to b[D]uy something n[C]ew

[Interlude 1]
Oh fuck me
[C][G][D][C][D]
[G][D][C][D]
[G]Well the engine

[Verse 12]
likes to [D]flood
The [C]car always fuckin' [D]stall[G]s
And the seat cushion's got a [D]big rip
So a [C]spring always pokes the
ball[D]s

[Verse 13]
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
[G]Plus the door locks are busted[D]
I gotta [C]use a fucking coat [D]hanger
(What a pain in his [G]ass)

[Verse 14]
And if a [G]girlie sees my [D]car
There's no [C]chance I'll
ever bang [D]her
(He never ever [G]gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit [D]car)
You piece of [C]shit car

[Verse 15]
[C](You got a piece of shit [D]car)
You piece of [G]shit car
(Piece of [D]shit car)
[C]Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece [D]of shit car)

[Verse 16]
No rearview [G]fucking mirror
(Piece of [D]shit car)
Seven dif[C]ferent colors
(You got a piece [D]of shit

[Verse 17]
car)
Fucking [G]rag for a gas cap
[D](Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe[C]makes the sparks
fly [D]everywhere[G]

[Verse 18]
(You got a [G]piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit [D]car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit [C]car)
[D]

[Verse 19]
[G]Oh [D]the whole town [C]think
s I'm a loser
[D](You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give [G]me [D]a push[C]
(Piece of [D]shit car)