On the ground Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]I wa[Am]s wal[Em]kin'
through [G]the city streets
And a [Em]man walks up to me and hands
me [Am]the latest energy d[Bm]rink[Em]
"Run faster, jump [G]higher"
Man, I'm [Em]not gonna let
you poison [Am]me
I threw it [Em]on the ground

[Verse 2]
[G]
You must think I'm a [Em]joke
I [Am]ain't gonna be part [Em]of your system
[G]Man! Pump that [Em]garbage
in another man's [Am]face[Em]

[Verse 3]
I [Em]go to my favorite ho[G]t dog stand
And [Em]the dude says,
"You come here all the [Am]time!
Here's [Em]one for free"
I said, [G]"Man! What I look
like? A [Em]charity case?"
[Am]I took it

[Verse 4]
and threw it [Em]on th[G]e ground!
I don't need your [Em]handouts![Am]
I'm [Em]an adult!
[G]Please!
You can't [Em]buy me hot dog, [Am]man![Em]

[Verse 5]
At the [Em]farmer's market with
my [G]so called girlfriend
[Em]She hands me her cell phon[Am]e,
says it's my [Em]dad
[G]Man, this ain't my dad!
[Em]This is a cell phone[Am]!
I threw it on [Em]the ground!

[Verse 6]
[G]
What, you think I'm [Em]stupid?
[Am]I'm not a part of your syste[Em]m[G]
My dad's not [Em]a phone!
[Am]DUH![Em]
[Am]Some [Em]poser

[Verse 7]
hands me cake
at a [G]birthday party
[Em]Whatcha want

[Verse 8]
me to do
with this? [Am]Eat it?

[Verse 9]
Happy birthday [Bm]to the gr[Em]ound!
[G]I threw the rest of the cake, too[Em]!
Welcome to [Am]the real word, jackass!
[Em]So

[Verse 10]
many things to [G]throw on the ground
Like [Em]this, and this, and [Am]that,
and even this
[Em]I'm an adult!
[Am]Two

[Verse 11]
[Em]Hollywood phonies try to
[G]give me their autograph
[Em]Ground!
[G]Nobody wants you[Em]r autograph,
[Am]phon[Em]ies!

[Verse 12]
[Em]Then the two phonies got [G]up
Turned out they had [Em]a taser
And [Am]they tased me in the butt- hole
[Em]Fell

[Verse 13]
to the ground
[G]The phonies didn't let up[Em]
Tasin' on my [Am]butthole over and over
I was [Em]screamin'

[Verse 14]
and squirmin'
My [G]butt- hole was on fire
The [Em]moral of the story [Am]is
You can't [Em]trust the system
[Am]
Man!