Paranoid Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]Teaspoon! Come here,
come here, hey, hey, hey look
Hey go get me two pounds of bud and two
ounces of yay
Muthafuckaz at mah house
waitin' right now 'cause
Aiight

[Verse 2]
How [Am]long can [Dm]sell?
(You see life is like football,
you know what I'm saying?)
[Am]Before I have to go [Dm]to jail
(You gotta hike the ball and just
make something happen man)

[Verse 3]
[Am]Can I possibly get r[Dm]eal?
(I mean you know you might get tackled,
you know what I'm saying?)
[Am]Before somebody go and [Dm]snitch
(Then again, you might fuck around
and make a touch down)

[Verse 4]
I'm so paranoid, [Am]stressed,
stressed, paranoid, paranoid
One false move, I can be destroyed
I [Dm]avoid the cops, I use a decoy
See my motherfuckin' driver,
he's a white boy

[Verse 5]
I'm so paranoid, [Am]stressed,
stressed, paranoid, paranoid
One false move, I can be destroyed
To [Dm]avoid the cops, I use a decoy
You see my motherfuckin' driver,
he's a white boy

[Verse 6]
All my [Am]life I did nothin' but dealin'
Learned to rely on my gut feelin'
Yo [Dm]name is what? What? I know you
from where? Where?
I don't mean to seem vicious
but you look suspicious

[Verse 7]
Stop talk[Am]ing 'bout drugs
on the telephone
Stop walking with a bunch
of thugs to my home
Stop [Dm]fuckin' up,
call me before you come
Stop telling these bitches
where you got it from

[Verse 8]
[Am]How long can I[Dm] sell?
The Sheriff departments
right down the block
[Am]Before I have to go [Dm]to jail
Pass my beer so I can swallow this rock

[Verse 9]
Can [Am]I possibly get rea[Dm]l?
Pass the tabs the
[Am]turnakit and syringes
Before somebody go [Dm]snitch
Before the DEA kick the
door of the hinges

[Verse 10]
I'm so [Am]paranoid, stressed, stressed,
paranoid, paranoid
One false move I can be destroyed
I [Dm]avoid the cops I use a decoy
You see my motherfuckin' driver,
he's a white boy

[Verse 11]
I'm so paranoid, [Am]stressed,
stressed, paranoid, paranoid
One false move, I can be destroyed
I [Dm]avoid the cops, I use a decoy
You see my motherfuckin' driver,
he's a white boy

[Verse 12]
As I [Am]bail down the street with my
khakis creased
Everybody looking at me look
like the police
[Dm]Havin' conversations with my
gang assailants
Do you think,

[Verse 13]
we under police surveillance?
[Am]Asking questions giving suggestions
Pulling Smith an' Wessons on strange
pedestrians
[Dm]Cookin' crack up,
dollar bills stacked up
Hope the cops don't backup,
here they come man

[Verse 14]
[Am]How long, stop runnin', stop runnin',
can I [Dm]sell?
The Sheriff department's
right down the block
[Am]Before I have to go [Dm]to jail
Pass my beer so I can swallow this rock

[Verse 15]
Can [Am]I possibly get rea[Dm]l?
Hurry up, pass the tabs,
turnakit and syringes
[Am]Before somebody go [Dm]and snitch
Before the DEA kick the

[Verse 16]
door off the hinges
[Am]Maybe I oughta stop sellin' water
Spend more time with my
son and my daughter
But [Dm]my drug life drug
me away from my wife
She couldn't deal with the
stress and the strife

[Verse 17]
The [Am]cocaine rockin' and the
hood rats jockin'
The late night knockin' the
drive way blockin'
[Dm]Late at night I fantasize 'bout rappin'
But I gotta sell dope till it happen
For how [Am]long?

[Verse 18]
Hey, who is that, who is that [Am]man?
See you all fuckin' up,
I got these [Dm]looks
Yo man little rich kids
comin' over here
That's what I'm saying now

[Verse 19]
You know they gonna snitch, they [Am]can't even
lie to their parents
What the fuck you think they gonna
do when the police pressure 'em?
Get to crying [Dm]and shit,
Afroman sold it to me mommy
He stays over there

[Verse 20]
[Am]How long can I[Dm] sell?
The Sheriff departments
right down the block
[Am]Before I have to go [Dm]to jail
Pass my beer so I can swallow this rock

[Verse 21]
Can [Am]I possibly get rea[Dm]l?
Pass the tabs the
[Am]turnakit and syringes
Before somebody go [Dm]snitch
Before the DEA kick the door
of the hinges

[Verse 22]
[Am]I'm so paranoid,
now God lay me down to sleep
Before the cops rape,
please give me a beat
If they [Dm]accidently kill me and I
don't escape
Pray some white person,
gotta video tape

[Verse 23]
[Am]Twinkle twinkle little little star
That looks like a police car
[Dm]Shining on my dope spot
A police raid

[Verse 24]
I hope [Am]not
Little little homie hold my gun
I'm gonna fuckin' run
[Dm]Where I run, I don't care

[Verse 25]
Throw that dope, [Am]anywhere
Cops chase me, through the hood
Straight in to the [Dm]woods camera
Fly like lepord's

[Verse 26]
I hear, German [Am]Shepards
Freeze, hold it right there
Drug dealers, nightmare
[Dm]Busted crack, criminal court
No black [Am]support

[Verse 27]
Handcuffs very tight, [Am]Baptist jury all white
[Dm]They could never be my peers,
sentence me twenty years
[Am]This rap so damn real,
I'm glad I gotta record deal
[Dm]If I don't sell a mill, this could,
could happen [Am]still
What a predicament