Parental Guidance Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]

[Verse 1]
Well [D]I say, well I say one thing
And then it [C]ends up another
An[Em]d I can't be bothered
[D]‘Cause today, well it could be the first
But then it [C]could be the worst
‘Cause I [Em]heard my parents fuck

[Verse 2]
And I said [D]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Bet you don't know what your
[Em]parents do [D](Whoa)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Everyone knows that their
[Em]parents [D]screw (Oh)

[Verse 3]
Yeah
[D]
Late one night
Woke up to get some water
But [C]I heard my parents
Trying [Em]for another daughter
I didn't [D]think
My dad could still get it up
But from the [C]noises they
were making
Someone [Em]was sure getting fucked

[Verse 4]
And I said [D]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Bet you don't know what your
[Em]parents do [D](Whoa)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Everyone knows that their [Em]parents
[D]screw (Oh)

[Verse 5]
(I guess the proper time has come to say
I am very proud of you [F]son)

[Verse 6]
Yeah, [C]yeah, yeah
What's wrong with [D]you?
[F]Yeah, yeah, [C]yeah
It's nothing [D]new
[F]Yeah, yeah, [C]yeah
Gran likes it [D]too
[F]Yeah, yeah, [C]yeah
When [A]I'm that old I'm
gonna do it [D]too

[Verse 7]
When I was [D]watching the telly
I looked [C]up at dad's shelf
And saw some [Em]KY jelly
Well [D]the thoughts
Well they weren't a lot of fun
When you [C]get the funny feeling
Mummy [Em]takes it up the bum

[Verse 8]
And I said [D]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Bet you don't know what your
[Em]parents do [D](Whoa)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Everyone knows that their
[Em]parents [D]screw (Oh)

[Verse 9]
Well I guess
It's ‘cause of them I'm here
But be[C]fore I go on
I should make [Em]one thing clear
How could [D]they
Ever put me through this?
[C]‘Cause seeing your parents fucking
Is [Em]worse than drinking piss

[Verse 10]
And I said [D]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Bet you don't know what
your [Em]parents do [D](Oh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Everyone knows that their
[Em]parents screw [D](Oh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Bet you don't know what
your [Em]parents do [D](Oh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C]Everyone knows that their
[Em]parents screw [D](Oh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don't know what
your parents do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don't [G]know what your
parent[G]s do ([D]Oh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw