Pear-shaped Woman Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Okay, we're on again.
Seriously.
[B]I've been all aro[Em]und the world
I've been to Paris, France
Been to South California
Seen those beach bunnies dance
But I don't give a flip
I know anorexic chicks
I'm gonna tell you what it takes
She'll make my time bomb tick,
it takes [A]a pear -shaped woman
Pear is my fruit, bonjour
[Em]I go[D]t a[C#m][Em][B]
certain kind of sickness
and a [A]pear -shaped woman
[D]got [A]the [Em]only [E]cure[A][E]
[B]Hey, I'm a ful[Em]l -grown man,
well over twenty -one
And I know just how I like to have my fun
D -E -A -R equals ecstasy
When she throws that big
thigh over me
[A]She's a pear -shaped woman
Pear is my fruit du [Em]jour[D][Em]
[G]I got a c[B]ertain kind of sickness
And a [A]pear -shaped woman
got the [Em]only [E]cure[A]

[Interlude 1]
[Em][B][Em]
[E][Em]
[G][A][Em]
[C#m][Em][B][A][Em][A]
[Em]
[B]You know that every

[Verse 2]
[Em]time I
pick up a men's magazine
All the fillies in the photos
are too long and lean
Skinny legged ladies just
seem to leave me cold
It takes a soft digger woman
to satisfy my soul
[A]Give me a pear -shaped woman,
pear is my fruit, bonjour
[Em]I go[D]t a[Em][A][Em][B]
certain kind of sickness
and a [A]pear -shaped woman
got the [Em]only [A]cure[Em]
[B]You can keep [Em]your cake and moss
and you can have your Christy tea
An [E]emaci[Em]ated model's not reality
A girl ain't worth a nickel
if she's as thin as a dime
I'll take a wide -hipped mama
every single time
Give me [A]a pear -shaped woman,
pear is my [Em]fusion[D][A][C#m]
[E]I got a c[B]ertain kind of s[E]ickness
and a [A]pear -shaped woman got the
only [E]cure[A][Bbdim][E][E]
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