Personal hygiene Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Who's that pimple in the mirror?
[Bm]Scrub it and bathe it
With old spice and don't
[Em]scratch the [G]extra
[A]Partially stifle your natural odour
With [G]underarm [Em]spray
[G]Garnis[D]h your bottom with powder, wip[Bm]e it with paper,
and wash it through them rose [D]and [G]paracetamol.
[A]Girls don't forget there's a place where your
sweat gives your [G]feminine [Bm]spray.[G][D][G]
[Em]Slui[D]ce yourself down in the bar[G]
And pray
[A]God [G]your [A]soul to keep clean
Na [G]na [A]na [Asus4]na na na [G]na na na[A]
Na na [G]na [Asus4]na na na na [G]na na na[D][A][G][Asus4][A]
[Asus4][G][D][G][A][D][G][A][Bm][D]
[A]
Your [D]starchy attire is appalling
Your [Bm]raw, blistered [G]array
You [A]smother your body with liquids and
lotions and [G]ointments and cream
[D]So [Em]get d[D]own on
your knees in [G]humility
[Em]Pray [D]to your
God to [G]keep yourself clean
Take a [D]sniff of yourself,
exam[G]ine your personal [A]hy giene

[Outro 1]
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