Pianos for The Pleated Gazelle Chords

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[Verse 1]
[C]Hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown.
They [Am]say I'm the cutest boy in town.
My [Dm]car is fast, my teeth is shiny.
I [G]tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney.
[C]Here I am at a famous school.
I'm [Am]dressing sharp and I'm acting cool.
I got a [Dm]cheerleader here,
wants to help with my paper.
I'd better [G]do all the work
and maybe later I'll rave
For oh [F]God I am the American dream
I [Em]do not think I'm t[Am]oo extreme
And I'm a [Dm]handsome son of a [G]bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
Get a good, get a good,
get a good, get a good
Wo[C]men's liberation
Came [Am]creepin' all [Dm]across [Am]the nation
I [Dm]tell you people, I was not ready
When I [G]fucked this dyke
by the name of Freddy
She [C]made a little speech then
All she [Am]tried to make me say when
She had my [Dm]balls in her vice,
but she left the dick
I guess it's [G]still hooked on,
but now it shoots too quick
Oh [F]God, I am the American dream
But [Em]now I smell like V[Am]aseline
And I'm a [Dm]miserable son of a [G]bitch
Am I a boy or a lady?
I don't know which I wonder,
wonder, won[Em]der, [G]wonder
So I [C]went out and bought me a leisure suit
I [Am]jingled my change,
but I'm still kinda cute
Got a [Dm]job doing radio promo
And [G]none of the jocks can
even tell I'm a homo
Eventu[C]ally me and a friend
Sort of [Am]drifted along into S &M
I can [Dm]take about an hour
on the Tower of Power
As [G]long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh [F]God, I am the American Dream
With a [Em]spindle up my butt
till [Am]it makes me scream
And I'll do [Dm]anything to get [G]ahead
I'll lay awake nights saying thank you,
Fred
Oh [F]God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
[Em]Thanks to Freddy, I'm a [Am]sexual spastic
And my name [Dm]is Bobby B[G]rown
Watch me now, I'm going down
And my [F]name is Bobby [G]Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
And my [F]name is Bobby [G]Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
I knew you'd be surprised.