Pimps Are Simpering Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[F][D]

[Verse 1]
[D]Oh, antiquated girl
I know that you've been governed
By the clink of a shoe
[G]Oh,

[Verse 2]
[D]antiquated girl
I got to introduce you, girl
Into the new scene
I [G]had Fernando

[Verse 3]
the Man consult the cards
And if [D]it's propheted
I'll [F]take you as mine, [E]girl

[Verse 4]
[D]Oh, antiquated girl
Your friends are truly boring

[Verse 5]
And your family's a curse
[D]
Oh, antiquated girl
They've got no relevance
Can't think of what could be [G]worse

[Verse 6]
I asked Madam Hough to consult the stars
And if we're not doomed
I'll [F]take you as mine, [D]girl

[Verse 8]
Oh, antiquated girl
[D]
Well you [A]told me on Monday
[G]That you don't [E]do that stuff
That's [Bm]just how you were [E]raised
[A]And you've had enough

[Verse 9]
You [A]told me on Monday
[G]That you'd rather [E]die
And [Bm]I must get a thr[E]ill
[A]From making you cry

[Verse 10]
But [D]oh, antiquated girl
I'm only trying to help you

[Verse 11]
See the things you have missed
[D]Oh, antiquated girl
You act as if I'm trying
To make you slit your wrists

[Verse 12]
[D]Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
I had my [G]talented friend consult the oracle
And if the gods approve
I'll [F]take you as mine, [E]girl

[Verse 13]
[D]Oh, antiquated girl

[Interlude 1]
[D][G][D]

[Verse 14]
[A]Told me on Monday
[G]That you don't [E]do that stuff
That's [Bm]just how you were [E]raised
[A]And you've had enough

[Verse 15]
You [A]told me on Monday
[G]That you'd [E]rather die
And I must [Bm]get a t[E]hrill
[A]From making you cry

[Verse 16]
But [D]oh, antiquated girl

[Outro 1]
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