Plastic Girl Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
[C]Well,
[G]I k[C]new I had to have her,
so I sent off in the mail
when I [G]saw her picture in
that [C]magazine.
And when the postman brought her,
I thrilled when I blew up
The [G]prettiest plastic girl
you've ever [C]seen
Well, I called my new girl Wendy,
and Wendy blew my mind
Cause [G]no one ever had her before [C]me
And girls like that are getting
awful hard to find
So I [G]plan to keep her till eternity
[C]Oh, she's my lif[F]e -size, wife -size
[C]Full -grown, blood -plastic girl
And ain't nothin' missin'
And she's [F]more than just a friend
And she never has a headache
Or [C]bad breath when we're [G]kissin'
And she's [F]there when you need her
And she doesn't have a dog
And her [C]skin's as smooth as a [G]pearl
My life -size, wife -size
Full -grown, blow -up,

[Interlude 1]
plasterer girl
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[Verse 2]
Well, [C]I didn't tell nobody
Except my best friend Earl
Cause [G]you can't trust just anyone,
you [C]see
And every night when I came home
all tired from making pizza
[G]Wendy would be waiting there for [C]me
And she always left me breathless
every time I blew her up
The [G]way that she filled out
that see -through [C]gown
And my ego got inflated
every time that she did
Cause I [G]felt sure she
needed me [C]around
Oh, she's my [F]life -size, wife -size,
[C]full -grown, blood -plastic girl
And ain't nothing missing
And she's [F]more than just a friend
And she never has a headache
or [C]bad breath when we're [G]kissing
and she's [F]there when you need her
and she doesn't have a dog
and her [C]skin is as smooth as a [G]pearl
My life -size, wife -size,
full -grown,
blood -flashing [C]girl[G][E][A][D]
One night I came home
anxious with Wendy on my mind
And it [A]broke my heart in
two when I [D]walked in
And found the one I always thought
would always be just mine
Lay[A]in' there with Earl, my best [D]friend
Well, I never dreamed that Wendy
would be the cheatin' kind
And I [A]didn't think that Earl
would let me [D]down
But you don't know what can happen
in these mixed -up times
Cause there [A]sure are lots of weirdos
runnin' [D]round
Oh, she's my [G]life -size, wife [D]-size,
full -grown, blow -up plastic girl
And I'm gonna miss her
Cause she was [G]more than just a friend
And she never had a headache
[D]Or bad breath when I would [A]kiss her
But a [G]man must have his pride
So I can't take her back now
[D]Not after catching her
[A]My life -size, wife -size
Full -grown, blue -up plastic
[D]girl[G][C][F][Bb][A]
My [A]plastic girl

[Outro 1]
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