Plastic Jesus Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][G][F][C][G]
[C][G][F][C][G]

[Verse 1]
[C]I don't
care if it rains or freezes
[G]Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
[F]Ridin' on the dashboard of my [C]car[G]
[C]Through my trials and tribulations
[G]And my travels through the nation
[F]With my plastic Jesus [C]I'll go [G]far
[C]Ridin' down the thoroughfare
[G]With a nose up in the air
A [F]wreck may be ahead
But he don't [C]mind[G]
[C]Trouble comin', he don't see
[G]He just keeps his eye on me
And [F]any other thing that lies be[C]hind[G]

[Verse 2]
[C]With my plastic Je[G]sus
[F]Goodbye and [C]I'll go [G]far
I said [C]with my [Am]plastic Je[G]sus
Sit[F]ting on the dashboard
of my [C]car[G]

[Verse 3]
[C]When I'm in a traffic jam
He [G]don't care if I say "damn"
[F]I can let all my curses [C]roll[G]
'Cause [C]Jesus Plastico doesn't hear
[G]'Cause he has a plastic ear
The [F]man who invented plastic
Saved my [C]soul[G]

[Verse 4]
[C]With my plastic Je[G]sus
I said, [F]goodbye and [C]I'll go [G]far
I said [C]with my [Am]plastic Je[G]sus
Sit[F]tin' on the dashboard of my [C]car,
[G]oh yeah

[Verse 5]
An [Am]if I weave around a[G]t night
Po[Am]licemen think [G]I'm very tight
They [F]never find my bottle
[Dm]Though they ask[C][G]
'Cause [Am]plastic Jesus shel[G]ters me
[Am]For his head comes o[G]ff, you see
He's [F]hollow and I use [Dm]him like a f[C]lask
[G]Whoa

[Verse 6]
[C]oh[G][F][C]
[G]oh

[Verse 7]
Save [C]me
[G][F][C][G]

[Verse 8]
[C]I don't care if it's dark or scary
[G]Long as I got magnetic [C]Mary
Ridin' [F]on the dashboard of my [C]car[G]
I [C]feel that I'm protected amply
[G]I've got the love of the whole
damn family
[F]Ridin' on the dashboard of my [C]car[G]

[Verse 9]
[C]With my plastic Je[G]sus
I said [F]goodbye and [C]I'll go [G]far
And I said [C]with my [Am]plastic Je[G]sus
I said [F]sittin' on the dashboard of [C]my car,
[G]whoa oh

[Verse 10]
I said, [C]with my plastic Je[G]sus (when I'm goin'
fornicatin')
(I've got my ceramic Satan)
Help me, Je[F]sus (sittin' on the
dashboard [C]of [G]my [C]car)
With my plastic Jesus (women know [G]I'm on
the level)
(Thanks to the wide-eyed
stoneware devil)
Sneer[F]in' from the dash[Dm]board of my [C]car