Post Humorous Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]
[Gsus2][D]
[Gsus2]Old friend,

[Verse 1]
it's [D]me and you again
And oh [Gsus2]boy, as m[D]e and you rejoice
[Gsus2]Yeah, I can't help thinkin'
'bout [Asus4]the way w[D]e joked
In those funeral homes, yeah,
I could only hope
[Gsus2]It was[D][Asus4]
[D]appropriate
[Gsus2]

[Verse 2]
[D]
So make [G]me [Gsus2]laugh[D]
As [Bm]for my [D]last request
If I don't [G]take it [Gsus2]back[D]
Would you ig[Bm]nore my last
[D]reque[Asus4]st?[D]
Oh, would [Gsus2]you make[G]
me [Gsus2]laugh[D]
As [G]for my [D]last request?
Babe, I won't [G]make it back
[D]Yeah, I am [G]sure there's nothing[D] left

[Verse 3]
But as a, [G]a r[Gsus2]eminder,
[A]ready when you find [G]her[Bm]
I repress the [Asus4]iridescence of [D]a fire
[G]And won[Gsus2]'t you mind h[G]im?[Gsus2]
[A]Steady when you find [G]him[Bm]
I con[G]fess the incan[A]descence
of a [D]dyin' [Gsus2]light[G]
[Gsus2]Oh, oh[A][Bm]
[A]Consume [D]me through the night

[Verse 4]
[D]
Old [G]man, I'm [Asus4]done always
[A]abidin' by [Bm]the plan[A][D]
And oh [Gsus2]boy, we knew[Asus4] you really[A]
never [Gsus2]had a cho[Bm]ice[G][Bm][A][D]
But I [Gsus2]can't help thinkin'
'bout [Asus4]the way we loved
[A]I was can[Bm]cer then,
now [Asus4]I can hardly [A]come to[D] terms[G]
[Gsus2]Losing[Asus4][A][Gsus2]
[Bm]her[G][Asus4][A]
[D]So would you

[Verse 5]
[Gsus2]make me laug[D]h
[Asus4]As for my[Bm] last request?[Asus4]
[D]Babe, I won't mak[Gsus2]e it back
[Asus4]Yeah,
I [Bm]am sure there's nothing [D]left

[Verse 6]
[D]But [G]as [Gsus2]a, a reminder[G],
[Asus4]ready when you find her[Bm]
I repress the [A]iridescence [Asus4]of a fire[D]
[G]And won[Gsus2]'t you mind h[G]im?
[Asus4]Steady when you find hi[G]m[Bm]
I con[G]fess the incan[A]descence
of a [D]dyin' [G]light[Gsus2]
[Asus4]Oh, oh[Bm]
[Asus4]Consume m[D]e through the n[Gsus2]ight
[Asus4]Oh, oh[D][Bm]
[Asus4]If

[Verse 7]
[D]I was [Bm]the king of the thing
[A]Yeah, you[D] can have it all
[G]If you [Gsus2]lied and call[G]ed me your[Gsus2] queen
[D]Then you can hav[F#m]e the dogs
[Em]If I was the swingingest thing
[D]Then you can have a ball
[Em]Show me one more effort
Boy, you [F#m]know that I could make it better
[Bm]If I was the king of the thing
[A]Then you[Asus4] can have it [A]all
[G]If you [Gsus2]lied and [G]called me your queen
[D]Then you can have the dog[F#m]s
[Em]And if I was the only thing you
[D]couldn't bear to lose
I'd set [Em]fire to the wood
Just so you wouldn't [F#m]have
to bury me [G]too[Gsus2]

[Verse 8]
A reminder, [Asus4]ready when you find her
[Bm]I repress the ir[G]idesce[Asus4]nce of a fire[D]
And [Gsus2]won't you min[G]d him[Asus4]? Steady
when you find [Bm]him
I con[G]fess the [Gsus2]incandes
[Asus4]cence of [D]a dyin' lig[G]ht
[Gsus2]A reminder,
[Asus4]ready when you find her[Bm]
I repress the [G]irides[Asus4]cence of [D]a fire
[Gsus2]And won't you mind [G]him?
[Asus4]Steady when you find hi[Bm]m
I con[G]fess the incandes[Asus4]cence
[D]of a dyin' [G]light[Gsus2]
[Asus4]Oh, oh[Bm]
Con[D]sume me through the [Gsus2]night
[Asus4]Oh, oh[Bm]
Con[Asus4]sume me t[D]hrough the night
[Gsus2][G]