Pre-Approved Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]This is the pimp song
to end all pimp songs.
Hopefully.
Come on, hoe, what you got to lose?
Here's the good news, y pre -approved.
You and me together we'll make news,
what you got to lose?
Y 'all pre -approved.
I caught a check of me flashing my loot
as I canvassed the college
campus for recruits.
Barely legal freshman
with all types of questions
wanting me to preach.
So I showered her with blessings,
I knew she was on her own
for the first time
So I offered her security
and peace of mind
With frequent fly miles,
a generous credit line
And an introductory rate of 9 .9
She could use me online
or even to wine and dine
Look in every store window
when she see my sign
I could get her out of a bind
or an emergency
And because I liked her,
there's no annual fee
Without hesitation,
she grabbed the application
Completed and signed with
her personal information
If you ain't figured out
what this song's about
Listen close as I tell you
how I [Em]turn this chick[Am]out
Come on ho, what you got,
what you got to lose?
Here's the good news,
you're pre -approved
You and me together will
make me proof
What you got to lose,
you're pre -approved
Come on ho, what you got,
what you got to lose?
Here's the good news,
you're pre -approved
You and me together will
make me proof
What you got to lose,
you're pre -approved
[Em]With [Am]everything on schedule,
I approve the caper
And arrive in the mailbox two weeks later
Not wearing big gold chains
and flock gaiters
For platinum status, love,
just sign the back
It's the time to start living
the life you deserve
But like many before her,
she threw me a curve
Limiting her expenditures,
she tried to front
And was paying off her balance
in food [Em]each month
[Am]It was clear that this hoe
wasn't falling for the gimmick
So I chose to reward her
by tripling her limit
And all that cash can buy amazing things
Even the most disciplined
are tempted by the blame
Little by little she started
piloting on Parade,
partying with her friends, Louisvilletown
I only need the minimum
for that shit you ordered
Cop that flat -screen [Em]TV,
[Am]you can afford it, come on
Come on, hoe, what you got,
what you got to lose?
Here's the good news,
you're pre -approved
You and me together will make news
What you got to lose,
you're pre -approved
Come on, hoe, what you got,
what you got to lose?
Here's the good news,
you're pre -approved
You and me together will make news
What you got to lose,
you're pre -approved
So now this chick's out of college
and barking on her career
Still paying me back
for things
she bought her sophomore year
Old habits die hard,
plus I'm just too clever
She's still using me to [Em]death
in her minimums more than ever
Damn [Am]near maxed out and it's
starting to blow her
That no matter what her balance
never seems to get lower
So she's thinking of a way
that she can pay me off
But oh, her job downsizing [Em]laid her off
Now her [Am]payments job late,
she's in a mess of trouble
Read the fine print picture,
interest rate just doubled
Complain all you want, rant and holler
I'm just tacking on late fees of [Em]35
I [Am]made a killing off this broad,
what can I say?
I still got my goons
calling her ass on her every day
Excuses ain't shit,
and it may sound trite
Forget about buyin' a house,
bitch, I'll ruin your life
I don't give a fuck what
happened to you
Now go out there and bring
me my [Em]money
[Am]Come on, ho,
what you got to lose?
Here's the good news,
you're pre -approved
You and me together we'll
make news
What you got to lose?
You're [Em]pre -approved
[Am]Come on, ho, what you got to
Here's the good news,
you're pre -approved
And me together we'll make amends
Cause you got to lose your
[Em]pre -approved

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