Presumably Dead Arm Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][C][Em][G][C][Cm][G][D]
[G][Em]
[G][C][Cm][G]

[Verse 1]
[G]Just to start this [D]off
This [G]isn't the start of [C]anything
Just [Cm]a song that I can sing
to [G]you
We're standing in [D]a graveyard
[Em]A pr[G]esumably dead ar[D]m
popped [Em]through [C]the grass
And who doesn't [Cm]talk [D]about that?

[Verse 2]
[G]Honey, you are nothing [Em]to me
[G]Alcohol [C]and dopamine
I'm dying on the sofa
And I barely [Cm]know [G]the time

[Verse 3]
But [G]like an old man, say I [Em]reckon
I love you [G]for [C]a millisecond
But I don't wear a watch or Rolex
And my [Cm]brain's a [D]toddler
[Am]rollerskating down a hill
I [D]took a spill and ran into [G]a tree
and suffered [A]minor injuries
[Am]Honey, you are nothing to me
I [D]don't call people anything
that's [G]thought to be so sweet

[Verse 4]
But [G]I'm just being bitchy
'Cause every stupid boy skipped over me
[C]On our twilight hou[Cm]r mee[D]t and greet
A [G]coffee table theater scene
But disregard the soaring check
back [C]there in corner three
I'd rather [Cm]let the poor kid [D]sleep

[Verse 5]
But he's [G]tripping balls,
he's tripping testes
LSD, post- wisdom teeth
He [C]got lost in the shower and
he barely [Cm]knows the [D]hour

[Verse 6]
I [G]wanna know your passwords
Without changing them in Preferences
And [C]all the childhood streets and deceased
pets [Cm]that [D]they're referencing

[Verse 7]
[Am]And in the box, I'll type
I'll [D]know all the numbers to try
I [G]wanna know the lyrics that you [A]think
of when you're [Am]high

[Verse 8]
I'm in love with strangers
who I've [D]never even seen
In love with [B]weird cut bangs and sweaters
swaying [Em]kind of awkwardly
And [Am]I'm in love with fresh air friends
from [D]overheated houses
Till I [B]Uber up a giant park and [Em]dump

[Verse 9]
my body in my dorm bed
[Am]Honey, you are nothing to me
I [D]don't call people anything that's
[B]thought to be so [Em]sweet
The [Am]speech is coming [D]back with a vengeance,
it [G]seems

[Verse 10]
And [G]all these pretend spouses
are a happy storybook
That'll [C]turn [Am]to stark [D]non
fiction in the time it took
For me to no[G]tice that I'm old,
which means I'll be 30 and happy
Likely [C]married to per[Am]sonified
[D]business casual khakis

[Verse 11]
And [Am]I'll forget about it when
[D]I wake up late and stupid
I [B]tried to tell the Uber driver
[Em]till he tried to hit it
[Am]I tried to tell myself because
I've [D]come this far along
Car[B]rying my zombie arm [Em]to the

[Verse 12]
14th- grade prom
[Am]Honey, you are nothing to me
I [D]don't call people anything that's
[B]thought to be so [Em]sweet
[Am]The speech is coming [D]back with a vengeance,
it [G]seems[A]
The [Am]speech is coming [D]back with a vengeance,
it [G]seems

[Outro 1]
[G][C][Cm][G][C][D]