Rant Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][Bm][D]
[Bm][D][Bm][D]
[G][Bm]

[Verse 1]
All [Bm]the seats at the Sunday masses
[D]Filled with the masses' massive
asses
Classes pass as fast as [D]molasses
[G]Ceremonial rea[D]ding glasses
Read a little bit of Levit[Bm]icus
[D]All the kids are a little too little for this
All the [D]parents nod in agree[D]ment
I [G]think I can vaguely [D]see what He meant
[Bm]It's too [G]early in the [Bm]morning, glory
To [D]read another allegory story
The father reads a little bit farther
[D]Assuring[G] the assured that they
need not [Bm]bother
When God, in verse forty-five
Said [D]Said that slaves are okay to buy
[E]He meant that people [D]all from the start
[G]Each have 'slaves' within their
[D]hearts
[Bm]Things that we have sold or bought
That are [D]forced to pick our
moral cotton
God calls us to set these [D]free
[G]Free our hearts from [D]slavery
[Bm]And then as God goes on to explain
The lo[D]gistics of buying and
selling slaves
[G]Uh, [D]he, the bible's sorta like uh,
there's like, typos
[Bm]In the back, I sit and I nod
[D]To the beats that are bumping
from my iPod
My God they're starting [D]to pray
[G]And over the music I can h[D]ear them s[Bm]ay
Dear God, dear Lord,
dear vague [D]muscular man with a beard or a sword
Dear good all [Bm]seeing being
[D]My way or the highway Yahweh
[Bm]The blue b[D]alled anti-mas[Bm]turbator
The [D]great all-loving faggot faggot hater
I'd like to thank your holy might
[G]For making me both rich and [D]white
[Bm]And though this is your day of rest
[D]I come to you with one request
There's so much pain
beyond [D]this steeple
[G]Wars and drugs and [D]homeless people
[Bm]Sadness where there should be joy
[D]Hate and rape and Soulja Boy
[E]A world i[D]n darkness needs your light
So [G]I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight
[Bm]But my dog just had surgery
If you could fix that [D]first?
[D][G]
Jeses
[D]De borah

[Verse 2]
Messing's fingers
in a [Bm]holy place
[D]Hail Mary full of Grace
[D][G][D][Bm]
Obama could you pass
some hope to the Pope
[D]I know a couple dudes
who wanna elope
See the church said nope
so the bros can't [Bm]cope
[G]The bros can grope but the
[D]bros can't cope
[Bm]They've been in love and
they've been addicted
[D]Who said they shouldn't,
Benedict did
'Cause in the holy land of the Lord
He's the holy landlord
And dicks are evicted
'Cause you can be a Benedict
[Bm]If you've been[D] a dick
under Benedict
But you [E]can't have [D]Benedicts
Because [G]there's only one pope
And [D]only one dick
[Bm]What, yeah, a [D]dick on a [Bm]pope is
[D]Just like a soap on a rope
'Cause it's pointless,
un[D]less in prison
Throw up your bibles,
Christ has risen
Hallelujah, now it's raining men
[Bm]Because [D]the gender ratio
is one [E]to ten
[D]Winos at the Eucharist station,
trans-[G]gendered-substantiation
Jesus [D]Je [Bm]sus Jesus
wasn't the Messiah
Get [D]back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire
It was [D]Oedipus those holy nights
[G]The holy motherfucking christ
[D]I'm a b[Bm]lasphemah
Post-Katrina
Cruis[D]ing the marina
On a crusade to cruise aids
And blast [G]FEMA
You're too late,
we're fucked we don't [D]need ya

[Verse 3]
Amen, in the name of the father,
son and holy ghost
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
[G]Turn up your nose, [D]strike that pose

[Outro 1]
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