Redneck Shit Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]
American by birth and Southern
by the grace of God
Means [E]that everything [A]I do,
I do [Em]it right
New York and California,
you can go and have your fun
But [E]down here [A]I got a list
of what [Em]I like
Eating tater [G]tots

[Verse 2]
and pussy
Sucking [D]Mountain Dew and tits
Kick my grand[A]pa in his nutsack
Then I suck [E]my boss' dick
Fuck [Em]my cous[G]in in her asshole
'fore [D]I finished on her tits
Then I shoot [A]my neighbor's cat
I love that redneck [Em]shit

[Verse 3]
[Em]
You can make your jokes at us
and giggle all you want
But [A]my friends and me man, we
don't give [Em]a lick
If you can read this then the bitch fell
off, had to stick her on a bike
Sure, but [E]it's also [A]a
tattoo ink on [Em]my dick

[Verse 4]
Tak[G]ing pictures of my momma
while she's tryn[D]a take a shit
Then I'm throw[A]ing rocks at cripples
and I laugh [E]when they [Em]get hit
Pull my peck[G]er out at Wal- Mart then
[D]I pop my sister's zits
Jacking off [A]my neighbor's dog
I love that redneck [Em]shit

[Interlude 1]
[E][B]
[D][Em]

[Verse 5]
People think [Em]we're crazy man,
they think we're all insane
Take [E]a vis[A]it and I swear
you'll never [Em]leave
You can stay at grandma's house,
she'll cook you up some country ham
And af[E]ter dinner [A]you can nibble
on [E]her beef[Em]
Meet [G]a [?] at the [?] then

[Verse 6]
[D]
I fucked her for a bit
Shoved a [A]dildo up my asshole
to see [E]if it [Em]can fit
[G]Buy a million of magazines
[D]that show the clit
Then I tow [A]my brother's butt
I love that redneck [Em]shit
[E]Red[A]neck [Em]shit