Richard Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Dm]Yeah[Am][Dm]
[Am]
[Dm]Trice[Am][Dm][Am]
[Dm]Statik Selektah

[Verse 2]
O back around [Am]the corner
Got the crack, [Dm]put in your orders
We 'bout [Am]to run up out the stores
It's [Dm]no torious,
the way I got [Am]big spitting stories
[Dm]Bme's X- Clan,
[Am]vang[Dm]lorious
We're not your favorite, [Am]fuck it
You know the system and you [Dm]buck it
Have you revisit[Am]ing how
you used to love [Dm]it
A nigga spew through [Am]the music,
acoustic[Dm]s, cool kid
Used to pursue excuses, truth is,
I [Am]was truant in school
So its [Dm]influence is foolish,
[Am]that was my views
[Dm]I'm back at it, the [Am]rap addict,
by any [Dm]means
We gon' get these stack[Am]s accurate,
no skinny [Dm]jeans
Say he ain't a [Am]star,
niggas might be [Dm]right
I'm so regular,
nigga [Am]gotta shit to[Dm]night
Take it back,
[Am]Selektah, let 'em know it's Tric[Dm]e
Put [Am]your seatbelts on,
we gon' ride to[Dm]night

[Verse 3]
And [Am]I would like to in[Dm]troduce myself,
surprise, [Am]hi, it's Ike
'Bout to get my [Dm]Ike on,
I come with a life sup[Am]ply
Of wife beaters and [Dm]my Nikes on
And a white tee over that [F]Iron [Am]Mike
Lookin' fly [Dm]tonight,
feel like I might die from a [Am]spider bite
Come back as Spider- Man,
Park my Peter inside a dyke
Bitch actin' like [Dm]she got fuckin' higher
standards [Am]than Meijer's, right
Had to pry [Dm]her fingers off the motherfuckin'
[Am]Breyer's ice cream
With the [Dm]pliers, like "Ah",
[Am]only a ruthless bastard would [Dm]do this
Take a toothles bitch with [Am]no
tastebuds to Ruth's Chris
Give her [Dm]toothpicks, stop on the way home,
[Am]pick up two Big Bufords
[Dm]Scrupulous, girl, you got a nice [Am]pair,
but [Dm]you're plumb [Am]stupid
So when I pull up in that Benz don't
try to pretend you ain't interested
To impress your stupid- ass friends [Dm]and refuse to get in,
[Am]woman
And get slammed on the [Dm]ground and snap
like a pool stick against [Am]cement
If you [Dm]suck of dick,
pretend it's a musical [Am]instrument
[Dm]You get one shot,
do not miss your [Am]chance to blow
I can tell at [Dm]first glance you're a ho
'cause your [Am]pants are so tight
When [Dm]you dance with O. Trice,
your im[Am]plants explode
[Dm]So cold to dykes,
the chance is snow in San [Am]Francisco (oh)
Boy, [Dm]I'm from Detroit city,
you live in [Am]animosity
That's a [Dm]fucked up state to be in,
such an atro[Am]city
Look where these [Dm]random thoughts get me
In senseless [Am]mind babble,
"What me? Apologize?"
[F]That's just the [Am]way the [Dm]rhyme unravels
[Am]And I wouldn't fucking t[Dm]ake
it back if I time traveled

[Verse 4]
Just call me [Dm]Richard [Am](Richard) 'cause
I'm a [Dm]dick [Am](dick)
It's also [Dm]Richard 'cause
I feel like you should
[Am]Pry your fucking mouth up off of i[Dm]t,
it (ha)
I said, just call me [Am]Richard
(Richard) 'cause I'm a [Dm]dick [Am](dick)
You ain't gotta [Dm]be no detective
to figure [Am]out I'm a dick
When I hold my [Dm]private, it's your first clue,
[F]Sherlock[Dm], prick
Just call me Richard

[Verse 5]
That's my [Am]motives,
jumpin' out the Rovers
[Dm]All white, like I was righ[Am]t up in
the Dakotas
[Dm]Or Minnesota, did I [Am]mention soda?
When [Dm]it's mixed with the yola , watch
my cup runneth [Am]over[Dm]
Cut from a soldier,
them ho [Am]niggas disposable [Dm]toaster
Putting holes in a [Am]nigga getting
close enough
[F]Bme 'til the [Am]credits roll
'Til my con[Dm]dition is beyond
what the [F]med[Dm]ics [Am]know
[Dm]They wanna edit O
Like a [Am]prosthetic third leg, [Dm]let it go
[Am]This is Shady 1.0, Em [Dm]let
'em know (yeah)
I still [Am]profit through the process
[Dm]The prize in my jeans,
my balls'll never digress
I'm a dick that I brag
[Am]about (brag about)
[Dm]I put it in fast and then I drag
[Am]it out (drag[Dm] it out)
World (world), I be your [Am]special friend,
see
[Dm]'Cause these suckas suffer from pseudo- penis [Am]envy,
[Dm]so ([Am]envy)[Dm]

[Verse 6]
Just call me [Dm]Richard [Am](Richard) 'cause
I'm a [Dm]dick [Am](dick)
It's also [Dm]Richard 'cause
I feel like you should
[Am]Pry your fucking mouth up off of i[Dm]t,
it (ha)
I said, just call me [Am]Richard
(Richard) 'cause I'm a [Dm]dick [Am](dick)
You ain't gotta [Dm]be no detective
to figure [Am]out I'm a dick
When I hold my [Dm]private, it's your first clue,
[F]Sherlock[Dm], prick
Just call me Richard