Roscoe Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[A]Every[Bm] body[E] l[A]oves Lassie.[D]
Everybody [A]loves Rin Tin Tin.
Everybody loves [D]Marmaduke
and [Bm]Brian [A]Griffin.
Everybody loves [D]Snoopy.
Everybody [A]loves Scooby -Doo.
Everybody loves [D]Astro
and [Bm]Spuds McKenzie too.
[A]But there's one[G] dog
whose [A]name you never
men[D]tion[G][D]
Because [Bm]it draws such
[A]negative attention
[Bm]His [A]name i[Bm]s Ro[D]scoe,
the bedbug [A]-sniffin' dog
[G]Roscoe, the bed[A]bug -sniffin' dog[D]
[G]In [D]all[G] of Gotham, eas[F#m]t to west
There's [G]one brave dog on [F#m]one lone quest
[Em]Ro scoe, the b[A]edbug -sniffin'
[Bm]dog[E][A]
Everybody loves [D]Petey
Everybody [A]loves Hachiko
Everybody loves [D]Benji And [Bm]Eddie
And [A]Toto To[D]to, [A]too
Everybody loves [D]Triumph
Every[A]body loves Old Yeller
Everybody loves [D]Pongo
And [Bm]Marley and [A]spot
but there's [G]one dog
who [A]makes you feel like retch[D]ing
[G]cuz [D]it'[Bm]s not balls or
[A]bones [D]that he is [A]fetching
his name is [D]Roscoe
[A]the bed[D]bug sniffing dog[A]
Hey, Roscoe!
Hey, [G]Roscoe!
Roscoe,
the [A]bedbug -sniffing [D]dog[G][D]
He'll [G]get to your house [F#m]on the double
But [G]if you've called a [F#m]friend,
you've got trouble
Ro[Em]scoe, the [A]bedbug -sniffing [D]dog[G]
[D]What hell to pay[Bm]? It's really rou[F#]gh
Is there no [Bm]spray to spray
that's strong [F#]enough.
[A]Even if it's toxic or il[D]legal,
[F#]send [G]us [F#]something,[G]
[F#]just [G]don't [F#]send the Beagle.
[D]Roscoe, the bedbug sniffing[A] dog.
Hey Roscoe, hey Ro[Asus4]s coe.[A]
[G]Roscoe, the [A]bedbug sniffing [D]dog.[G][D]
[G]Watch him pause in [F#m]jubilation
[G]when he finds an [F#m]infestation,
[Em]Roscoe, the [A]bedbug -sniffing [D]dog.[G]
[D]No mat[G]ter what,
don't [F#m]tell your friends
because [G]the stigma [F#m]nev er ends,
[Em]Roscoe, the [A]bedbug -sniffing [D]dog.
[G]Send [D]me [G]lice or tic[F#m]ks or fleas,
but [G]just don't send me [F#m]bedbugs,
please, not
[Em]Roscoe, the bedb[A]ug -sniffing dog.[D][G][D]
I [G]wonder where he [F#m]sleeps at night,
and [G]if some [G]human [F#m]hugs him tight, ick, R[Em]oscoe,
the [A]bedbug -sniffing [D]dog.[G][D][G]
Roscoe, the [A]bed bug sniffing [D]dog,
call Roscoe!