RV Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][Ab][C][Ab][C][Ab][C]
[Ab][C][Ab][C]
[G][Abm]

[Verse 1]
Backside [C]melts into the sofa
My [Abm]world, my TV [C]and my food
[G]Besides lis[Ab]tening to
[C]my belly [Abm]gurgle[C]
[G]There ain[C]'t much els[Abm]e to do[C][G]
[C]Yeah, [Ab]I sw[C]eat a lot[G]
[Abm]Hmm, n[C]o, eh, shit, oh
Pant[G]s f[Abm]all down e[C]very
time I [Abm]bend over[C]
My [Ab]feet [Abm]itch[C][G]
[F#]Yeah, I married a scarecrow
[G][C][Abdim][Abm][C][A]

[Verse 2]
[Bm]I ha[D]te you
Talkin' [A]to my[Bm]self[D]
[A]Everybody's [Bb]staring [Bm]at m[D]e
I'm [A]only [Bm]bleedin'
[G][A]

[Verse 3]
[C]Som[G]eone taps m[Abm]e on t[C]he
shoulder every five [G]minutes[C]
[G]Nobody [Abm]speaks Englis[C]h anymore
[G]Would any[Abm]body tell me if [C]I was get[Abm]ting
[C]stu[Abm]pider?[C][A][Bbdim]

[Verse 4]
[Bm]I hate [D]you
Talkin' [A]to my[Bm]self[D]
You [A]don't feel it [Bb]after [Bm]a wh[D]ile
You [A]take the [Bm]beating[G]
[A][F]

[Verse 5]
I'm [D]a swingin' guy
Throw a [C]belt over the shower
cur[F]tain [Bm]rod
[D]And[C] swing
Toss me inside a [F]hefty

[Verse 6]
And put me in the ground
[G]A d[Bm]rink [D]ne[C]eds [G]me[Abm][C]
[Abm]I don't[Ab][C]
I [Abm]ain't about to [C]guzzle no [Abm]tears
[B#]So kiss my a[G#m]s s[G#][G#m]
[C]New[G]sca[F#]sters and cockroache[G]s
and desserts
[C][G#m][C][A][Bb]

[Verse 7]
[Bm]I ha[D]te you
Talking [A]to my[Bm]self[D]
[A]Everybody's [Bb]staring [Bm]at m[D]e
I'm [A]only [Bm]bleeding[G]
[A]

[Verse 8]
[C][G]
[Abm]Where are the [C]kids?
I don't know
Maybe getting pregnant
or on drug[Abm]s or on welfare
On [B#]top of the world
Honor roll, parole, [G#m]or rer[C]uns
Dodgers on the [G#m]backs
of milk cartons
On stakes [C]in the middle of
[C]corn[G#m]field [C]s
On covers of future history books,
[G#]old [C]lady's mantles
Walkin' on water, [G#m]nailed on crosses

[Verse 9]
I think it's time I had a talk with [C]my kids
I'll just tell 'em what
my daddy [C]told [G#m]me
[C]You ain't never gonna amount to noth[C]in'