Safest Dog Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Ruff Ruff
Ruff Ruff Cynthesta
They took me to the [C]SBCA
I was [G]walking [D]down the [G]street
Without my [A]dog tag one [D]day
I was [G]sniffing through some trash
Made [C]a great big crash
And they [G]caught me
And they [D]hauled me away
[G]I w[D]ant to go home
I can't sleep at night
[G]I need my milk b[D]ones,
next time I'll [G]do it right
I [C]gotta be safe when I'm on the road
[G]Or I'l[D]l end up just like a squash toa[G]d
You ever [D]seen one of [G]those things
that look terrible?
They took me back to the SPCA
[C]Cause I didn't[G] look both ways
when I crossed [A]the street one day
[D]I s[G]hould have waited by the light,
cause the [C]hu mans say that's right
But I [G]jaywalked,
and then they [D]hauled [G]me away
I wanna go [D]home,
I can't sleep [G]at night
I need my milk [D]bones,
next time [G]I'll do it right
I [C]gotta be safe when I'm on the [G]road[D]
[G]Or I'l[D]l end up just like
a squash and [G]toast
Safest dog, safest dog,
safest dog, safest dog
They sent me to a couple
of fancy dog [C]schools
And I'm [G]proud to say
I finally know [D]the rules
Now I know when I'm walking downtown
[C]When they say loo[G]k both ways,
they [D]don't mean up and [G]down
Safest dog, take it from me,
cause I'm the safest [D]dog in [G]town
That's me, the [D]safest dog [G]around.
[D]Yee -haw!