Sal's Got A Sugar Lip Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G]
[D][G]

[Verse 1]
Oh [G]me oh [D]my oh [G]you,
whatever shall I do?
[C]Hal[G]lelujah, the question is peculiar,
I give a [D]lot of [G]dough
If only I could know
The [A]an swer to my question
Is it yes or is it [D]no?
Don't you chew[G]ing gum lose its flavour
On the [D]bedpost overnight
If your mother said don't chew it
Do you swal[G]low it in spite?
Can you [C]catch it on your [D]tongue?
Can you [G]eat it left and [C]right?
Don't you [G]chewing gum lose its [E]flavour
On the [A]bedpost [D]overnight[G]
One night old [D]granny [G]stayed
Stuck gum all round her bed
[C]Pla[G]stic rollers all that chewing
Without molars, a prowler and a knife
Got stuck on
Gran's bed, right?
Oh,
[A]Granny left up in the air shouting out
Tonight, to[D]night!
Does your [G]chewing gum
lose its sticky on the bed
[D]Most of the night?
Does it go hard,
fall on the floor and [G]look a nasty sight?
Can you [C]bend it like a [D]fish or just
in [G]case you get [C]a bite?
Does your [G]chewing gum lose
its [E]flavour on the [A]bed
Most [D]of the [G]night?
Oi!
Oi!
Now listen, is a gold toot a flesh in a pan?
Is a gold toot...
Will you play your bass?
Well, no, hang on, listen.
Hang on, I want to know if I crossed
a kangaroo with a turkey,
would I stuff it from the outside?
I'll stuff you from the outside.
Play the bass!
Now listen.
Oh, he's back, he's back.
Now, well, look, if
Tootin'
Carmen got sick, would I call his mummy?
You better call your mummy, you're playing him all that rubbish,
go on, play her!
The convict out on bail,
said put me [D]back in [G]jail
[C]Rang a kno[G]cker,
he must be off his rocker
Then back in [D]his old [G]cell,
the reason [D]he did [G]tell
His [A]gun was stuck above his bed,
when he thought [G]he was well
[D]Does your [G]chewing gum have more
uses than it [D]says upon the pack?
Can you stretch it out much further
than the [G]man upon the rack?
Can you [C]lend it to your [D]brother
and ex[G]pect to get it [C]back?
[Cm]Do you chew [G]it and lose its flav[E]our when your
[A]lips refuse [D]to [G]smack?[Em][G]
[Ab][D][Ab][A]
When on my honeymoon, in our hotel room
[D]It was [A]seven, we slept till half eleven
I found a waiter next to me,
he's as embarrassed as could be
He said, [B]I've been stuck to your bedpost,
it's your early morning tea
[G]Don[A]'t you chewing gum know there's
flavour on bed[E]post all the night
If your mother said don't chew it,
do you swal[A]low it in spite?
Can you [D]catch it on [E]your tongue,
so can you feel [A]it left and [D]right?
Don't you [A]chewing gum know there's
[F#]fla vour on bedp[B]ost all the [A]night
I'm [B]in overnight

[Outro 1]
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