Santa's A Fat Bxtch Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Sleigh bells jingle- ling rin
jing jingle- ling
[F]Horses, horses, horses, horses
[G]Sleigh bells jingle- ling

[Verse 2]
ring jing jingle- ling
[G]Santa Claus [F]suck my [G]balls
Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under
the chimney
Holdin' my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's comin',
he's comin' he must
Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust
Turn on my TV the very next day I
see you're gettin' paid
[F]Leadin' [G]the parade,
I'm that sniper on the buildin'
[Eb]Listen to my [G]nine go click,

[Verse 3]
Santa's a fat bitch
[G]Santa [Eb]Claus [G]is a fat [A]bitch
[G](Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't
get [A]shit
[G](Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Yeah, I got somethin' to say [F]about [G]St. Nick

[Verse 4]
Fuck that ho he never brought Shaggs shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal
So I eat it, 'cause there ain't
nothin' in the cupboards
So I'll be quick, [F]quick and brief
[G]Alls I need for Christmas
is my [F]two front teeth
I [G]got mine kicked, kicked out my [F]mouth
I [G]need a few new ones,
could you [F]help me [Eb]out
[G]Should've known I'd get the
short [F]end of the [G]stick
No kinda gift, I didn't get shit
Some say I was bad but [Eb]that wasn't [G]it
It's all because, [F]Santa's a [G]fat bitch

[Verse 5]
Santa Claus is a fat [A]bitch[G]
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get
shit
(Another year I ain't [Eb]get [G]shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth

[Verse 6]
"Oh- ho- ho don't go [F]that
way Rudolph [G]that's the ghetto
Ho- ho, those boys and girls don't deserve [F]anything"
(Background:) Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle- ling
Horses,
horses, horses, [G]horses

[Verse 7]
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you [Eb]been?
I [G]see you got cookies and
milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect
your ends
You always been down for your rich friends
But Rudolph,
he don't bring your sleigh my [Eb]way
[G]Nothin' but coal and dirt for little J
I guess you couldn't fit
down my chim[Eb]ney shaft
[G]You need to lose some
of that fat ass, uh
All the little rich boys,
they gettin paid
Countin' the toys and
duckets they made
Me? I got a little half little
chunk of dog shit

[Verse 8]
I'm a kill that fat bitch
[G]Santa Claus is [Eb]a fat [G]bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
[A]Another [G]year and I ain't get
[Eb]shit[G][Eb]
(Another year [G]I ain't get shit)
If I hear him [Eb]land on [G]my roof
[Eb](Oh my [A]undertaker)
I'm a [G]bust your [F]ass in [G]the too- hoo-
[Eb]hoo-[G] hoo- hooth

[Verse 9]
Twas another full Christmas and
everything's whack
Not a creature stirrin'
but a fuckin' rat
I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't
hearin' [Eb]nothin'
[G]Ain't smellin' no turkey sure as
hell ain't no stuffin'
All that I paid, wished and [Eb]prayed
This [G]fat motherfucker
would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some
[F]crusty old [G]drawers
Yep, yep, I knew it, The shaft again
[Eb]And [G]again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit,
house

[Verse 10]
And there'd be no sign of the fat bitch
[G]Santa [A]Claus is a fat bitch
[G](Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit
[A](Another year I ain't get[G] shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
[F](Oh[G] my undertaker)
I'm a [F]bust your ass in [G]the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Santa Claus is [Eb]a fat [G]bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't
get shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
[Gm]I'm [G]a bust your ass in t[Eb]he to[G]o- hoo-
[E]hoo[Eb]- hoo- ho[Eb]oth

[Verse 11]
"He's got a [Eb]fuzzy white
beard and a [A]great big smile
A [Eb]bright red hat [Eb]you can see for a mile
A bag full of goodies and a [A]great big grin
[Eb]Here [B]comes [Eb]Santa [B]Claus [E]again"