Santa's Rap Party Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Merry Christmas and good
tidings to [G]all[Em]
Here we go, y 'all
Meat cooks and diamond rings
and a glass of real fine [G]wine
Cadillacs and Mercedes,
that's [D]what I call a real good [Em]time
Long legs and short legs,
hey, they're all fine with me
I [Am]don't get around, but [Em]once a year,
[Am]so I gotta get it on now, you see
[Em]Now some friends call me Santa,
and some call me old Nick.
But [Am]when it comes to loving girls,
I just don't miss a [Em]trick.
Now clap your hands everybody,
everybody clap your hands.
If the [Am]bass in the [Em]place
don't [G]throw it in your face,
then you [Am]go home and get right down.
[Em]Now grab yourself a pa[Esus4]rtner,[Em]
[Esus4]and get up on[Em] the floor.
I [Am]don't want to see [Em]you sit [Am]around, no
I don't want you sitting no more.
[Em]Now get on down everybody,
get on down to the real fine [Bb]sounds
[Esus4][Em][Am][Em]
[Am][Em]
Now if you ever wondered
why [Am]06 sounds so j[Em]olly
Let me tell you about my happy days,
and I'll tell you what you can do now.
If you [Am]want to be [Em]real happy,
[Am]then what you've got to do[Em]
is get yourself a real fine girl,
and you just know what to [Bb]do.[Am]
[Em][Am][Em][Am]
[Em][Am][Em]
Now clap your hands everybody,
[Am]everybody clap your hands
Now [Em]get on down to the
Christmas sound,
I want you to get on down
Now I don't know what
the oth[Am]ers do,
but I'm not trying to be like Rex
[Em]But when you're listening to this guy,
you're listening to the [Bb]bass[Am][Em][G][Am][Em]
[C][Am][Em][Am][Em][C]
[D#][Em][C][Em]
[G]
Here [Em]I go, once again.
I'm trying to tell you all my friends
Have your[G]self a [Am]merry one
[G]Get one you can repent
[Em]Now Christmas [Am]comes just once [Em]a year
And you got to do it right
You [Am]only get this chance again
But it'll be a year and a [Em]night
[Am]Now [Em]if you want to do it once
And you want to do it real fine
Just [Am]get yourself a bottle of
The greatest champagne [Em]wine
Then take your girl to her apartment
Then you lock the door
[Am]An d when you start to
[Em]Talk to her, [Am]Mary,
you know you don't want [Em]no[Bb]
But if you're [Am]fat, black,
[Em]skinny, [Am]or whack
Come on and get the bone right out your back
I said [Em]hip, y 'all, to the beat, 'all
A beat, big, y 'all, come on
Well, I'm [Am]one of a kind and
I'll rock your mind
And I'll do it, do it every [Em]time
[Am]I'm an a[Em]ce in space,
I'm a jack of all trades
To the ladies, I'm the number one
And if you [Am]raise your hands
and arch your back
I'm sure we're gonna have some [Em]fun
I said I'm on it, [Am]on it, o[Em]n it, on
Like hot, but it's only what I pop on
I [Am]float like a butterfly
And I sting like a bee
Even if the [Em]ladies don't
wash their panties
I'm faster than Muhammad [Bb]Ali[Am]
[G]Let me rem[Am]ind y 'all
We're [Em]in the house
We're in the house
We're out, out, we're [Am]all about
Come on
[Em]I said it's my, I said cameo, [Am]let's go,
[G]let's go to the beat y 'all, to the disco.
Said I'm [Em]on it, on it, on it, on it,
like a hot body on the what,
the popcorn.
Said I'm [Am]dibby dibby die, so so should I,
come on and make my what rhyme.
[Em]Come on, to the beat y 'all, I like
this y [Bb]'all.[Am]
[Em]There's [Am]365 days a y[G]ear
[Em]Hey [Am]there, Santa,
[Em]are you really, [G]there?
I said, I love diamonds
and I love [Am]pearls
And all those pretty little shiny white pearls
I said, [C]hey there, Santa,
I bet you didn't know
They make my little heart
just dance and [D]glow[D#]
I said I'd [Am]on Santa,
you're [G]my mellow man
[Em]Goin' with those tindies all across
[G]the land[Em]
[Em][Em]
Thank you.