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[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
You know [G]what?
Let me tell you guys [C]something.
Never go in another [G]man's house
when he's [C]not home.
If a woman asks [G]you to
come go home with her,
[C]the first thing you do when you get there
[G]is look under [C]the bed.
If you see a pair [G]of men's shoes,
[C]you better turn around
and get the [G]hell outta there.
You [C]see, I was way [G]down south
[C]in this little town called Infidel[G]ity,
Georgia.
[C]Oh yeah.
A beautiful lady [G]spotted
me in the supermarket.
[C]She came over to me.
She said, aren't you R [G].C.?
I said, yeah, that's me
[C]She said, I want you to
come home with me
Took [G]me home, she [C]laid me down
We made [G]love,
seemed like a thousand [C]times
[G]Two o 'clock, I said, honey,
[C]let me use your phone
[G]I wanna call my wife and kids at h[C]ome
I said, honey, [G]I got bad news
I [C]got a flat tire on my [G]car
An[C]d the only jack is in the
trunk of [G]your car
Having [C]a good life,
she told me to take [G]my time
[C]Young lady came and got me
She [G]laid me back in bed again
[C]This time, she lai[G]d me down on my back
[C]She said she gonna ride [G]me
Oh, she [C]gonna ride me
And I said, honey, I [G]like that
[C]By that time, I [G]looked at my watch
It was four o 'c[C]lock
I said, let me [G]use your telephone
Once [C]again
Got my wife [G]on the phone
I said, honey, I got some [C]good news
And I got some bad [G]news too
She said, give me the good news [C]first
I got [G]my flat tire [C]fixed
Somehow, old moto [G]just won't run
[C]But as soon as I get a start [G]at lettin'
Baby, don't [C]worry
Girl, I'm comin' home [G]to you
[C]Aha, the lady came and got me
[G]Laid me down in [C]bed again
She said, we're gonna [G]be here
Oh, [C]forever
And I swear she was [G]so good
The only thing [C]I could think about
Is givin' up [G]my happy home
[C]Whoo!
I said, six o [G]'clock now
I got to call my [C]wife
And let her know how [G]I'm doin'
Got my wife on the [C]phone
I said, I got [G]everything workin'
[C]But my wife said, honey
It's working a little [G]bit too late
I [C]said, why?
She said she found [G]a man
[C]She found another man to take my [G]place
An[C]d then she hung up on me
[G]I turned around, looked at this l[C]ady
She lying there with those [G]big thighs
Whoo!
[C]I jumped back into bed like Superman
[G]I said, I come to [C]stay.
She looked at me and [G]said,
get up.
Put your clothes on.
[C]I said, why?
She said, my hus[G]band will
be home [C]soon.
I got up, [G]got my pants
before I could put them [C]on.
Somebody knocked [G]on the door.
I said, who is it?
[C]She said, fool, that's my husband.
[G]What am I going to do?
She said, you better [C]hide.
I said, in the hell [G]can I hide in one [C]room?
I [G]looked around, looked under the bed
[C]The bed was too[G] low
Looked in the [C]closet
It couldn't hold [D]no [G]more[C]
[G]Only place left
[C]That's when I jumped over
the door lens
[G]Managed to hide everything but my [C]balls
The husband walked [G]through the door
The first thing he did
[C]He looked up
He said, honey, what's [G]that?
She said, um, some doorbells
[C]I picked them up from the
flea market yester[G]day
He said to [C]her
Those are [G]some strange looking [C]bells
And I want to hear them [G]ring this morning
That lady looked [C]at her
husband and said
Honey those bells [G]are broke,
I'm taking them back
[C]I'm going to exchange them
for a brand new [G]pair
But he said no, no,
[C]before you take [G]them back
Oh [C]Lord, I just want to hear
them ring one [G]time
Picked up a newspaper[C],
he hit me across my left [G]ball
I pulled up out of [C]sight,
the right one was [G]still hanging out
He turned around to [C]his wife
and said, Bill didn't [G]ring, honey.
I was [C]scared.
She said, I told you [G]they were broke.
And I was gonna take them [C]back
and exchange them for
[G]a brand new pair.
He said, that's all [C]right, too.
But I wanna hear them [G]ring.
[C]Oh, I wanna hear them ring
before you [G]take them back.
Oh, Lord.
[C]He walked over in the corner[G],
picked up a baseball [C]bat
Came back [G]and looked up,
and that's when I [C]looked down
He had [G]the strangest look,
[C]the meanest look I ever [G]seen
He drew that bat [C]back,
the only [G]thing I could [C]think of
The only [G]thing that came to my [C]mind
I looked down and I said, ding [G]dong
[C]Hold it, wait a minute
[G]That lady had the nerve to stand up,
clap [C]her hands
And look her husband straight [G]in the eye
And [C]say, well, he said, well, what?
She said, my behind [G]was saved by the bell
[C]Whoo -hoo!
If you're ever [G]down south
[C]In this little town called Infidelity,
[G]Georgia
[C]Oh, if you ever down south
[G]Hey, hey[C], this town called Infidelity,
[G]Georgia
Ooh, [C]you'll find a deacon
going with [G]the preacher's wife
[C]You'll find a preacher
going with the deacon[G]'s wife
Hey, [C]hey, in this little town down south
[G]Oh, a l[C]ittle town called Infideli[G]ty,
Georgia
Oh, a [C]whole lot of strange things go[G]ing on
Oh, [C]it was that way ever
since the [G]day I was born
Hey, [C]and this little town called [G]Newington,
Georgia
[C]Oh, and I call it Infidelity, [G]Georgia
Oh, [C]a whole lot of strange t[G]hings
Goes on
[C]Early in the morning[G]
All before dawn
[C]A whole lot of cheating goi[G]ng on
[G]All along
[C]Late at night