Scene 3: What?s The Deal? Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
Hi, Larry.
[D]It's good to have you back on our panel.
Hi, Dave.
It's really great to be back on
your [Em]pan el.
I'm sure the people at home
will be [D]interested to know why
such a large dwarf
as you is all dressed up
[E]like Frank [A]Zappa.
[E]Tell us, Larry.
What's the deal?
[D]He made me do it, Dave.
He's [Em]such a creep.
He's [D]making me [E]hold this Aladdin.
[D]And why is he making you do that,
Larry[E]?
He wants me to fuck the
[Em]girl with the harp.[G]
[D]He wants you to fuck the girl
with the harp?
No, no.
With the [E]magic lamp.
[A]He wants me to stuff it [F#m]up her and
rub [E]it.[D][E]
[D][G][D]
[E]Let's ask our studio audience.
If you'd just been lowered
down here on TV
by a wire connected to a brown leather harness,
forced by a crazy [D]person to insert a
[E]mysterious imported lamp
into the repro[D]ductive orifice
[E]of a lady harpist,
and you were a [D]dwarf,[E]
[D]would you do it?
Yes! [E]Let's spin [D]the big wheel, Larry.
Go ahead. [E]Give it a whirl.
[C]What our studio [D]audience doesn't know
is that the reason [A]Larry the Dwarf
is do[D]ing all this stuff
is because it's all part
of the score
to Two Hundred Motels.
Every word, every [A]ac tion,
[E]the lamp,
[D]the reproductive [A]orifice,
[D]it's all in the score so he has to
do it.
This whole [A]event is a fantasy
[E]that occurred tour[A]ing on the [D]road.
[G]Touring can make [D]you crazy,
[E]ladies and gentlemen.
That is [D]precisely [A]what 200
Motels [D]is all about.