Scene 30: JCB & Rance Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Yes, Jimmy Carl Black,
Indian of the group.
[F]What can I do for[Gm] you?
[G][F]
[Bb][F]
[G]Mohanitz!
[F]What are you doing here?
You just [Gm]called me, didn't you?
All I said was [C]Opal,
you hot [Am]little bitch.
I'm known by many [G]names.
Hmm, hmm.
[F]Got many [Am]friends who call you Opal the
hot little bitch.
[G]Please, please, please, please,
please, Mr. Black.
Let us cut the small talk
and get on with your [C]briefing.
Fine, you can brief me all you want
as long [Am]as you can tell me [G]two things.
I know. When do we get [Bb]paid?
[C]No, I want to know where is that waitress.
[G]Uh -huh, waitress.
If she comes in this [C]place,
will she sit on my face
and loan me a couple of [C]bucks
until the end of the week?
A [G]couple of bucks,
en[Am]d of the wee[Bb]k,
week end[Am]ing, the week ending,
what's [F]that, the [Am]date?
[A]Uh, [Am]Tuesday was [Bb]the 5th,
Monday [G]was the [D]3rd,
make that [C]out for Sunday.
[G]Don't say [C]Sunday!
What's wrong [G]with Sunday?
The Lord's Day!
A [C]day of rest!
Just [G]make that sucker [Am]out
for the 23rd of [G]March,
[F]would ya?
[C]Very wel[G]l, Mr. Blackmore.
Oh, by the way,
I have here the special beer
I prom[F]ised you earlier.
Oh, man, it's about time.
[G]I've been waiting.
Would you [F]care to sign for it?
[G]This a pencil?
[F]No, Mr. Black, it is a pen. A pen?
Would you jive yourself in the
[G]finger with it?
[C]Listen, Mahonitz,
[F]I may be professional,
[G]but I'm not [F]that professional.
I just want my [Am]beer.
Sign [F]first. In blood. Fuck you!
Who do you [G]think you are,
the devil or something?
I am known by many [F]names.
You probably [Am]got some more weird
names for yourself,
but I'll tell you one thing you ain't never,
definitely ain't never [G]gonna be called,
and that's the devil,
because you ain't the devil.
Oh, I'm not.
You bet your [F]sweet ass you're
not.
The fucking devil's
got an English accent.
I seen him three weeks ago on TV.
So you know you can just take
this big needle here
And hang it your [G]ass as far
as I'm [Am]concerned.[G]
The fuckin' guy must
have been a communist.