School Spirit Skit 1 Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
Now beat [Ab]that
And your mother's
saying, "Go to college"
So you finish college
and it's wonderful
You feel so good
And after all the partying and craziness
And don't forget about that drug
habit you picked up at school
Being around your peers, hey
Now you'll get that twenty-five
thous' job a year
And you'll spend all your money on crack
cocaine
But, it'll be your money
No more borrowing from
mom for my high

[Verse 2]
So now you get [Ab]your degree tattooed
on your back
You're so excited about it
If you continue to work
at The Gap
After several interviews,
oh my God
You'll come in
at a entry-level position
position
And when you do that,
if you kiss enough ass
You'll move up to the next
level
Which is being a secretary's secretary
And, boy, is that great
You get to take messages
for the secretary
Who never went to college
She's actually the boss's
niece
So now you're part of the family
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart, [B]man
[Ab]All you kids wanted to talk in the
back of the class
Not me, I listened, okay?
I was a hall monitor, this was meant to be
You know how many
classes I took?
Extra classes, extra classes
No, I've never had sex, but you
know what?
My degree keeps me satisfied
When a lady walks up to me, she say
"Hey, you know what's sexy?"
I say no, I don't know what it is
But I bet I can add up all
the change in your purse very fast