Sexting Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[F]Sexting (whoa)
[C]It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
[F]Sexting
[C](Ay, ay)

[Verse 1]
(AT&[F]T) I am in bed, I am ready to go with you
[C]Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
We'll [F]use emojis only
We don't need phonetical [C]diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient E[F]gyptians
You send me a peach
I send a [C]carrot back
You send a Ferris wheel
That's pretty [F]abstract
I send back a ticket stub
Implying that the [C]Ferris wheel's your body
and I'd really love admission to [F]it
Oh no! What if now you think
that I'm [C]implying your vagina is
as big as a Ferris wheel? [F](damn)
You send back a snowman
[C]Crisis averted (thank God)

[Chorus 1]
[F]Sexting (whoa)
[C]It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
[F]Sexting
[C](Ay, ay)

[Verse 2]
(AT&[F]T) No more emojis, now it's on to words
[C]I ask, "What you're wearing?"
You reply, "A shirt"
[F]You say, "Are you naked?"
I say, "Yeah, except for a [C]top hat"
You say, "LMAO" but I doubt that
[F]I'm getting hot at just the thought
of what I'd do to you
[C]'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed
and getting through to you
[F]They made the internet for nights like these
[C]I love you, baby,

[Chorus 2]
send a picture of your tits, please
[F]Sexting (whoa)
[C]It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
[F]Sexting
[C](Ay, ay)

[Verse 3]
(AT&[F]T) You send the pic
and say it's now my turn
[C]Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never learn
[F]My phone's flash is my only light and
[C]The flash makes my dick look frightened
[F]I chicken out
and send a picture of my face instead
[C]Because my dick looks
like the baby from Eraserhead
[F]You say, "I sent my titties, that's not fair"
[C]So I send it to you and then my phone dies

[Outro 1]
[C]Another night on my own, yea[Em]h
Stuck in my home, [Am]yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
and one hand on my phone, [C]yeah
Another night on my own, [Em]yeah
Stuck in my home, [Am]yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
and one hand on my phone, [C]yeah
Another night on my own, [Em]yeah
Stuck in my home, [Am]yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
and one hand on my phone, yeah [C](pussy)
Another night on my own, yeah [Em](titties)
Stuck in my home, yeah [Am](balls)
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
and one hand on my phone, yeah