Sick of You Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]I was up in the morning
with the TV blarin'
brush my teeth sittin' watchin' the news
All the beaches were closed
the ocean was a Red Sea
but there was no one there
to part it in two
There was [C]no fresh salad because
there's hypos in the cabbage
Staten Island disappeared at noon
And they [G]say the midwest is
in great distress
and NASA blew up the moon
The [F]ozone layer has no ozone anymore
[C]and you're gonna leave me
for the guy next door
I'm Sick [G]of You
They arrested the Mayor
for an illegal favor
sold the Empire State to Japan
And Oliver North married William Secord
and gave birth to a little Teheran
[C]And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warhead
if he dies he wants to go out in style
And there's [G]nothing to eat
that don't carry the stink
of some human waste dumped in the Nile
Well [F]one thing is certainly true
[C]no one here knows what to do
I'm [G]Sick of [C]You
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The radio said there were 400 dead
in some small town in Arkansas
[Bb]Some [G]whacked out trucker
drove into a nuclear reactor
and killed everybody he saw
Now [C]he's on Morton Downey
and he's glowing and shining
doctors say this is a medical advance
They say [G]the bad makes
the good
and there's something to be learned
in every human experience
Well [F]I know one thing that really is true
[C]This here's a zoo and
the keeper ain't you
And I'm [G]sick of it, I'm Sick of You
They ordained the Trumps
and then he got the mumps
and died being treated at Mt. Sinai
[C]And my [G]best friend Bill
died from a poison pill
some wired doctor prescribed
for stress
My arms and [C]legs are shrunk
the food all has lumps
They discovered some animal
no one's ever seen
It [F]was an [G]inside trader eating a rubber tire
after running over Rudy Giuliani
They say [F]the President's dead
but no one can find his head
It's [C]been missing now for weeks
[F]But no one no [G]ticed it
he has seemed so fit

[Outro 1]
and I'm Sick of it
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