Sincerely, Drunk Me Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]If your stupid ex sends you a text
I won't [Bm]judge ya if you answer it
[A]One more drunk hook up, ha,
ain't [G]gonna hurt ya (I don't think so, [Bm]at least)
[D]So you peed in inappropriate
[Bm]places (oops)
And you eat burgers when you been wasted
[A]I won't tell the pol[Em]ice you're a vegetaria[G]n (unless they ask,
I can't lie)

[Verse 2]
But now you're [Em]here in this bathroom,
crying and judging your[G]self (stop that)
Here's some [Em]stand up advice from
a girl who can't stand up [A]herself
[G]If you think that you're shitty,

[Verse 3]
[D]
you're probably not
[A]I love that out[Bm] fit,
where'd you [G]get that top?
Yeah, nobody [D]hates you,
especially [A]me
[Bm]Hakuna- ma- vodka, no [G]worries baby
Don't [Bm]think for a [A]second you're not
like [G]totally worth it
Your mas[Bm]cara isn't run[A]ning,
your makeup's [G]not [D]ruined[G]
This mes[Em]sage was brought to you
[G]by the messing up queen
[A]Sincerely, drunk [G]me

[Verse 4]
Well, I [D]think we should talk about me
I've done some [Bm]stu pid shit
you wouldn't believe (get ready)
I [A]broke into a house one night [G]to charge
my phone (is that even legal?)
And then I drunk [D]dialed my ex 60 times
Ya, [Bm]honey, in one night
It's called [A]making mistakes and
baby that's how [G]you grow
(If this is your voicemail, can you call
me back?)

[Verse 5]
[Em]Yeah, sober me has learned
to look the other [G]way
She [Em]knows all the best stories,
ya, they come [G]from [A]me

[Verse 6]
If you think [D]that you're shitty,
you're probably not
[A]I love that out[Bm] fit,
where'd you [G]get that top?
Yeah, nobody [D]hates you, espe
[A]cially me
[Bm]Hakuna- ma- vodka, no [G]worries baby
Don't [Bm]think for a [Em]second you're not
[A]like [G]totally worth it
Your mas[Bm]cara isn't [A]running,
your [D]makeup's [G]not [D]ruined[G]
This mes[Em]sage was brought
to you by the [G]messing up queen
[D]Sincerely, drunk me[A][Bm][G]

[Verse 7]
Sincerely, [D]drunk [A]me
[Bm]Okay, okay[G]

[Verse 8]
Yeah, [Bm]I don't know who [A]out there
needs [G]to hear [D]this[G]
[Bm]Ex cuse me? Hello,
[A]are you even listening?

[Verse 9]
[G]If you thi[D]nk that you're shitty,
you're probably [A]not
I [Bm]love that outfit,
where'd you [G]get that top?
Ya, [Em]nobody [D]hates you,
especially [A]me
[Bm](Okay, woah,
I'm gonna [G]get super deep)
Don't [Bm]think for a second you're not
[A]like [G]totally worth it
Your mas[Bm]cara isn't run[A]ning,
your makeup's [G]not ruined
This mes[Em]sage was brought to you by the drunk,
crying
Messing up, probably should
work [G]on herself queen
[Em]You know what? I'm trying my best,
but I'm just, I'm just not [G]there [A]yet

[Verse 10]
[A]Sin[G]cerely, [D]drunk me
[Em]Ha, [D]nail[A]ed[Bm] it
More like seriously [A]drunk me
[Em]Who gives me wine when[G] I'm singing?
This is [D]a mis[G]take,
[Em]fuck[D] it[Bm]
Rhinoceroses
[Em][D]