Skypager Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
Do you [Em]know the importance
of a skypager?

[Verse 2]
[Em]Uh, uh, uh
Those who don't believe,
see you're laid behind
[Em]Got our skypagers on all t[Em]he time
Hurry up and get yours 'cause
[Em]I got mine
Especially if you do shows,
they come in fine
[Em]If you're with a G and
you're sippin' [Em]wine
Eating cacciatore with a [Em]twist of lime
Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to [Em]9
Joint by base, then you get [Em]your high

[Verse 3]
If you get [Em]your then
high, mine is next
The "S" in skypage really
stands for sex
Beeper's going [Em]off like Don
Trump gets check[Em]s
Keep my bases loaded like
the [Em]New York Mets
At times I miss the [Em]pager
so you don't get vex
[Em]Having bad days like a voodoo hex
Conceptually, a pager is [Em]so complex
'Cause I be standing by the phone ready
to flex
[Em]

[Verse 4]
[Em]
Welcome, wel, wel,
welcome to the new skypager
Wel, [Em]welcome to [Em]the new
[Em]skypager
Welcome to the new skypager, to
the new skypager
[Em]Enter[Em]
[Em]telephone number
[C#]or other [D#m]numeric message
[C#][Em][E]

[Verse 5]
Uh
[Em]So funky
[C#]Uh
[C#]So f[Em]unky
[E]Uh[Em]

[Verse 6]
So funky
[Em]The batteries I use are called Duracell
They [Em]last for three weeks
so they do me well
Don't be going through no phases
my [Em]joint stays on
24- 7, from dusk 'til dawn
If you're [Em]in Costa Rica
on a sunlit beach
You greed for the Phifer, I
[Em]can be reached
A number of importance,
I just put it on lock
You [Em]leave code '69", that means
you want [Em]some (cock)
People tend to think that [Em]a pager'sfou[E]l

[Verse 7]
Well it kinda [Em]is,
'cause it [D#m]makes me scowl
[E]But it really [Em]hurts when you're
[D#m]on the[Em] prowl
Brothers know it hurts when you're
[Em]on the prowl
Grabbing on my [Em]joint
'cause I'm an eager owl
Get [Em]paged by a G or a business pal
[Em]My shit is overflowing,
they [Em]won't allow
Another page,
[Em]so I'll just end this now

[Verse 8]
Message sent
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