Slim Pickins Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][Em]
[C][G][D]

[Verse 1]
[G]Guess I'll end this life alon[Em]e
[C]I am not dramatic, these are j[G]ust the thoughts
that [D]pass right through me
[G]All the douchebags in my pho[Em]ne
[C]Play 'em like a slot machine
[G]If they're winnin', [D]I'm just losin'

[Pre-chorus 1]
[B]A boy who's jac[Em]ked and kind
[C]Can't find his ass[Cm] to save my life

[Chorus 1]
Oh, [G]it's slim [Em]pickings
If I can't [Am]have the one I love
I guess it's [Bm]you that I'll be [Cm]kissing
[G]Just to get my fix[F]ings
Since the [C]good ones are deceased or taken
[D]I'll just keep on moanin' and

[Interlude 1]
[G](bitchin') [Em]Ah ah, ah ah
[C]Ah [G]ah, ah[D]

[Verse 2]
[G]Jesus, what's a girl to do?[Em]
[C]This boy doesn't even know the [G]difference
between [D]there, their and they [G]are
Yet, he's naked in my [Em]room
[C]Missing all the things he's missing
[G]God knows that he [D]isn't living large

[Pre-chorus 2]
[B]A boy who's nic[Em]e that breathes
[C]I swear he's now[Cm]here to be seen

[Chorus 2]
[G]It's slim pic[Em]kings
If I can't [Am]have the one I love
I guess it's [Bm]you that I'll be [Cm]kissing
[G]Just to get my fix[F]ings
Since the [C]good ones are deceased or taken
[D]I'll just keep on moanin' and

[Interlude 2]
[G](bitchin')[Em]
Moanin' and [C]bitchin'[G][D]

[Outro 1]
[G]Sin[F]ce the good o[C]nes
call their exes was[Cm]ted
And since the [C]Lord forgot
my gay awaken[Cm]ing
Then [C]I'll just be here in the kitchen
[D]Serving up some moanin' and [G]bitchin